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05-06-2008, 05:26 PM
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A Helping Hand...
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boy's up one by one to help them reach their targets. As she lifted one, student up she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show her surprise, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th grade.'
'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh.'
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05-06-2008, 06:21 PM
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Re: A Helping Hand...
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05-06-2008, 06:55 PM
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Re: A Helping Hand...
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05-06-2008, 08:04 PM
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Re: A Helping Hand...
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Originally Posted by Big Dad
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boy's up one by one to help them reach their targets. As she lifted one, student up she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show her surprise, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 4th grade.'
'No, ma'am, ' he replied. "My name is TIMCO and I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh.'
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05-06-2008, 09:27 PM
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Re: A Helping Hand...
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Originally Posted by KenP
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and you know this how? 
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