The Art of Dropping Bombs

[KenP]

I had a blackened burger with bleu cheese on it and cut fries for lunch. Needless to say, I was a bit gassy.

I took the little one to the grocery store and proceeded to drop a few bombs in the produce section. There was this younger couple dressed in rags nearby.

They entered the danger zone.

Moments later the girl starts dogging all over the guy for gassing it up in the store. He kept swearing he didn't do it while I was LMAO all the way to the corn but she just kept at him!!! I seriously had to turn away so they wouldn't see me laughing!!!

[wpage]

Ken,


You are a nasty boy!

Stink bombs are not the end of the world however...

[Big Dad]

Justice served!

[DRTYFN]

Lucky...
Mine have been all bark and no bite lately. I think I need some hard boiled eggs and beef jerky.

[frenzy1]

MEXICAN FOOD AND STRONG BELGIAN BEERS DO THE TRICK TOO !!

[D-MAX]

i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments

[frenzy1]

Originally Posted by D-MAX

i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments

WISH I WERE THERE !!!!!!!!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

PICKLED EGGS are the best catalyst !!!!!!!!

or maybe

PICKLED SAUSAGE !

AMMENDED REPORT: Twizzlers are 1st class BOMB MAKERS

[mdoyle]

We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.

After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.

All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.

[DRTYFN]

My favorite is when I've crop-dusted an aisle and someone has walked into the WMD and coughed and said "Whoa!!!" then dry heaved.

[timgco]

Originally Posted by mdoyle

We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.

After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.

All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.

[wannabeH3]

oh man we have these movies at the redhook brewry every thursday, and whenever i drink that stuff, the next morning i am laying waste to everything i walk by.. its like a constant stream of sewer gases out my ass with a 40% chance of sharting.... so i take it easy and tell everyone to think of it as their own when they complain