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09-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 324
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Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.
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09-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 324
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Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.
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09-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 324
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Sorry, I'll stay on the main trail.
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09-09-2004, 07:20 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cognito
Posts: 2,155
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" I will not try to impress my friends by driving into the snow bank in parking lots. "
" Let me check, oh yeah there it is, I knew my little sack was in there somewhere. "
" Look Biffy, I can cross my legs! "
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09-10-2004, 12:55 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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"Preparing to get pulled(instead of getting pushed- for a change) Bruce gets comfy for the gay parade."
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09-10-2004, 10:59 AM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Braunfels/Canyon Lake, TX
Posts: 1,357
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"See, Bradley, if you show a little leg some nice man will always help you out!"
Stacy
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2003 yellow Lux, 12" Bulletproof lift, 42" Pitbull Rockers, 20" Ultra Predators, Corsa sport exhaust, painted interior
2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
1970 VW Karmann Ghia, black with a flame job and too many mods to list
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09-10-2004, 02:51 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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"Oooh, this new Brazilian wax job makes every things very breezy."
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09-10-2004, 03:51 PM
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Hummer Guru
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cognito
Posts: 2,155
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"Look! If I sit up here I can teabag you while you relax in the comfort of the passenger seat!"
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09-10-2004, 04:11 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
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"It's stuck and I can't get it out."
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
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09-10-2004, 04:30 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Braunfels/Canyon Lake, TX
Posts: 1,357
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"That's the last time I fall for the "There are TONS of sheep in the forest" line!!!!"
Stacy
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2003 yellow Lux, 12" Bulletproof lift, 42" Pitbull Rockers, 20" Ultra Predators, Corsa sport exhaust, painted interior
2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
1970 VW Karmann Ghia, black with a flame job and too many mods to list
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09-10-2004, 05:41 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
Posts: 31,286
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"I feel pretty!... Oh so pretty!...I feel pretty, so pretty, so gaaaay!!!"
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My Video Collectionez
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09-10-2004, 11:40 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
"I feel pretty!... Oh so pretty!...I feel pretty, so pretty, so gaaaay!!!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wait a second!!! That's H2Finally's favorite.
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09-11-2004, 12:06 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
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"I always wanted a HUMMER"
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"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
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09-11-2004, 01:16 AM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Home is where the H2 is..
Posts: 1,814
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"No. Na.ah! I just had my nails French manicured, sister!" |
09-13-2004, 03:13 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Braunfels/Canyon Lake, TX
Posts: 1,357
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"Hey Chuck, maybe you can use that tow strap to get the gerbil out of your ass...."
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2003 yellow Lux, 12" Bulletproof lift, 42" Pitbull Rockers, 20" Ultra Predators, Corsa sport exhaust, painted interior
2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
1970 VW Karmann Ghia, black with a flame job and too many mods to list
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09-14-2004, 04:00 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ENRAGEMENT FOR HIRE
Posts: 31,286
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It`s called "Covert Urination"
Alot of people do it. Even during sporting events.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My Video Collectionez
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09-14-2004, 01:58 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
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ICK!! Why did he bring his pet sea slug?
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