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07-17-2008, 07:08 PM
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Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots
2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter
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07-17-2008, 07:22 PM
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Re: Home Security System
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07-17-2008, 07:56 PM
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Re: Home Security System
TRUE STORY..............
A FRIEND OF MINE lives in the Georgia Mountains, he's single, lives in the woods in a small cabin...
ALL his windows have at least 50 12 gauge empty shells hanging from them as well as his front and back door and his shed and his A/C compressor.
He's not there all the time but in 12 years his house has NEVER been broken into...!
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07-17-2008, 08:13 PM
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Re: Home Security System
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
TRUE STORY..............
A FRIEND OF MINE lives in the Georgia Mountains, he's single, lives in the woods in a small cabin...
ALL his windows have at least 50 12 gauge empty shells hanging from them as well as his front and back door and his shed and his A/C compressor.
He's not there all the time but in 12 years his house has NEVER been broken into...!
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RYD,
Is that where they filmed Deliverance?
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07-18-2008, 06:44 AM
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Re: Home Security System
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