Impress all of your friends.......

[Mrs.ssippi]

FOR SALE -
One canister vacuum full of dirt from MOAB, Tellico and K-Rocks. With a bonus - Sand from the beautiful beaches of Corpus Christi. Just wet truck and throw dirt on, sprinkle around the floor boards and tell all of your friends you went wheelin'. GREAT FOR YOU BLINGERS. I will take the best offer, hurry this opportunity will not last long.

[Adam in CO]

Excellent.

[CO Hummer]

I'll trade you for some diff fluid that leaks out of Adam's rig.

[HummerNewbie]

If I send you some more Tellico dirty can I get a piece of the action

[Racer-X]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Just wet truck and throw dirt on, sprinkle around the floor boards and tell all of your friends you went wheelin'. GREAT FOR YOU BLINGERS.

[CO Hummer]

OK, How about trading for one of DRTY's thongs? I'll throw in a free Y'd stick and some rubber bands to complete the sling-shot kit.

[Mrs.ssippi]

So far I have gotten lots of PM's about the "special dirt" the price is going higher and higher. Maybe CO and I can get some kind of special going with his tube steps and my dirt. PM me if we can get a deal going.

[Racer-X]

What I want to know is why CO has one of DRTY's thongs?

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Racer-X

What I want to know is why CO has one of DRTY's thongs?

I knew someone would ask that question.

He left them all over the Gonzo parking lot. I sort of felt bad about leaving the place a mess so I used a radiation suit and picked them up before I left. I'm storing them in a HAZMAT container and will return them to him on the next Moab trip.

[timgco]

aLong with Drty's thong collection, CO HUMMER will throw in a pair of sweaty bike shorts worn by none other than him on his last Tour.

Act now, and I'll throw in a free AC pod. It has genuine Moab dust and will match the other dirt from Mississsipi's.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by timgco

Act now, and I'll throw in a free AC pod.

What's an "AC Pod"?

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by PhilD

More importantly, why does he have enough of them to sell

These pictures fell out of CO's truck on the last trip.


I bet you can just taste the Propel.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

These pictures fell out of CO's truck on the last trip.


I bet you can just taste the Propel.

Is that Adam?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by timgco

aLong with Drty's thong collection, CO HUMMER will throw in a pair of sweaty bike shorts worn by none other than him on his last Tour. You can't do that. They're full of drug evidence.

Act now, and I'll throw in a free AC pod. It has genuine Moab dust and will match the other dirt from Mississsipi's. We'll toss in some Paragon, Tellico and Moab dirt, too.

As a bonus, we've found out that the HAZMAT DRTY underwear is the only thing that repels roaches.

Good luck to the bidders.

[timgco]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

What's an "AC Pod"?

You have four on your dash. Two looks like BOOWBIES!

[KenP]

Just discovered and will be included in the offering at no extra charge:

One cup of Adam's urine to create the ultimate in authenticity.