It finally happened- keyed

[mdoyle]

Today as we're getting in the Hummer we noticed a 5 ft or so key mark along the passenger side rear quarter and about halfway across the rear door.

It's down to the metal and almost looks like a utility knife did it since it's so sharp, hard to imagine a key would do the same damage.

I suspect a girl in the Starbucks parking lot this morning, right as I walked out she was next to the Hummer and walked away quickly. I thought that seemed odd since I was parked at the end of the row and there wasn't a logical reason why she would be walking there.

I should have followed my hunch

[D-MAX]

yeah starbucks is full of those hippies, we must eraticate them from existance!

[tower]

And their coffee sucks! Always tastes burnt.
Sorry bout your scratch.

[jaxtrip]

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fvcker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fvcking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fvcked up.
Lance: They should be fvcking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a$$hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Vincent: What's more chicken$hit than fvcking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fvck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

Pulp Fiction -1994

Sorry to hear about your rig...

[tower]

Originally Posted by jaxtrip

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fvcker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fvcking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fvcked up.
Lance: They should be fvcking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a$$hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Vincent: What's more chicken$hit than fvcking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fvck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

Pulp Fiction -1994

Sorry to hear about your rig...

In the old west, horse rustlin' was a hangin' offense!

[dkhummerh2]

Originally Posted by mdoyle

Today as we're getting in the Hummer we noticed a 5 ft or so key mark along the passenger side rear quarter and about halfway across the rear door.

It's down to the metal and almost looks like a utility knife did it since it's so sharp, hard to imagine a key would do the same damage.

I suspect a girl in the Starbucks parking lot this morning, right as I walked out she was next to the Hummer and walked away quickly. I thought that seemed odd since I was parked at the end of the row and there wasn't a logical reason why she would be walking there.

I should have followed my hunch

sorry bro, just noticed today that mine has a permanant marker ran down it. No that's fricking creative.
dk

[Agriv8r]

sorry about the truck...would have nice to have caught her...

[dkhummerh2]

Don't worry abouut it, i am sure she was broke anyway.

[MONSTERMATT]

i had a little run in at starbucks myself

[Adam in CO]

Lame.

I'd never know if someone keyed mine from all the scratches.

[s_c5519]

Originally Posted by dkhummerh2

sorry bro, just noticed today that mine has a permanant marker ran down it. No that's fricking creative.
dk

Try this first, it has no abrasives.... "click eraser"

http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/st...m Area=SEARCH

If that doesn't work try rubbing alcohol first, if not I think Acetone will do the job but I don't know if it will harm the paint. All 3 are actually old tricks the autograph collectors use to get personalizations off their signed 8x10 glossy photos without harming the photo. We used to do it and it works 100% on the photos and glossy magazine covers anyway...

[H2R]

Originally Posted by s_c5519

Try this first, it has no abrasives.... "click eraser"

http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/st...m Area=SEARCH

If that doesn't work try rubbing alcohol first, if not I think Acetone will do the job but I don't know if it will harm the paint. All 3 are actually old tricks the autograph collectors use to get personalizations off their signed 8x10 glossy photos without harming the photo. We used to do it and it works 100% on the photos and glossy magazine covers anyway...

Just remark the same spot with whiteboard marker and wipe it right away and wala its gone! try it on something else and see.

[dkhummerh2]

Originally Posted by s_c5519

Try this first, it has no abrasives.... "click eraser"

http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/st...m Area=SEARCH

If that doesn't work try rubbing alcohol first, if not I think Acetone will do the job but I don't know if it will harm the paint. All 3 are actually old tricks the autograph collectors use to get personalizations off their signed 8x10 glossy photos without harming the photo. We used to do it and it works 100% on the photos and glossy magazine covers anyway...

thanks, I will try and do that.

[Agriv8r]

let us know how it turns out...

[dkhummerh2]

the rubbing alcohol worked! thanks for the tip.
dk

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by dkhummerh2

sorry bro, just noticed today that mine has a permanant marker ran down it. No that's fricking creative.
dk

Permanent marker isn't really permanent...don't sweat it it'll come off.

[dkhummerh2]

Originally Posted by Big Dad

Permanent marker isn't really permanent...don't sweat it it'll come off.

I hear you there. Can you imagine. Why would someone do that? Odd...Very Odd!

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Hummer owners should go to other coffee shops. Starbucks is a liberal-deathtrap, and Hummers are a special treat for those nutters.

[dkhummerh2]

Originally Posted by Hummer Aficionado_VT

Hummer owners should go to other coffee shops. Starbucks is a liberal-deathtrap, and Hummers are a special treat for those nutters.

try a red bull. actually don't, once you start, you can't stop.
trust me
dk

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Red Bull tastes like sweet-tart infused Mountain Dew.

Mmmm. Sugar...

I won't become addicted though, especially at $3 a pop!