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11-18-2002, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Peninsula, California, USA
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My Hummer is butt ugly, it has a face that only a mother or owner will love. A fat stubby nose, punched scared big face like a mean wrestler, there is no artistic curve lines, the rear end is huge and blocks the view of anything behind it. It goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, gets 25 MPG city and 35 MPG highway. My Hummer Hog corners better than a Farrari, faster than a speeding bullet with a top speed of 120 MPH. It is not nice nor polite, it is the American Grand National Champion bad big mean nasty rude wild hog.
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11-18-2002, 03:38 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Peninsula, California, USA
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My Hummer is butt ugly, it has a face that only a mother or owner will love. A fat stubby nose, punched scared big face like a mean wrestler, there is no artistic curve lines, the rear end is huge and blocks the view of anything behind it. It goes from 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, gets 25 MPG city and 35 MPG highway. My Hummer Hog corners better than a Farrari, faster than a speeding bullet with a top speed of 120 MPH. It is not nice nor polite, it is the American Grand National Champion bad big mean nasty rude wild hog.
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11-20-2002, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Deep South, Along the Shore of the Flint River
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don't you just love it!!
~amy
Reality is merely a crutch for those with a broken imagination.~anon.
http://www.CelestialBath.com
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White 2003 H2
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11-20-2002, 11:33 PM
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Hummer Expert
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North Texas
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Nice looking rig, Mac. Nice picture shot too. Black is a good color for the H2.
Jim
Red H2 in Texas
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2003 H2 Metallic Red (now gone)
2008 H3 Graphite Lux
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11-21-2002, 02:20 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Peninsula, California, USA
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Thanks. Why don't you fellows post your H2s here, I am getting lonely here with my Hummer only, makes me look like a show-off. Something bold, not run of the mill profile photos. Maybe view from top, closeup, or TX Red in shorts washing Hummer, etc.
Just look at the solid steel plates up front, this beast is impressive, no matter how you look at it.
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