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08-10-2005, 06:58 PM
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I just got a new toaster. The old one has been pissing me off for years and I want to run it over with my truck. I have 37" Goodyear MTRs. The toaster is a 2-slice cheapo chrome piece of crap. What kind of damage will I risk to my tires if I back the MF over several times? Unplugged, of course.
Stacy
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2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
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08-10-2005, 06:58 PM
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I just got a new toaster. The old one has been pissing me off for years and I want to run it over with my truck. I have 37" Goodyear MTRs. The toaster is a 2-slice cheapo chrome piece of crap. What kind of damage will I risk to my tires if I back the MF over several times? Unplugged, of course.
Stacy
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2003 yellow Lux, 12" Bulletproof lift, 42" Pitbull Rockers, 20" Ultra Predators, Corsa sport exhaust, painted interior
2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
1970 VW Karmann Ghia, black with a flame job and too many mods to list
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08-10-2005, 07:07 PM
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Get the toast out first and there should be no problem 
Disclaimer: if you get tire damage, I was kidding and don't really know the risk 
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08-10-2005, 07:09 PM
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Stacy,
drop a cinderblock on it.Why risk a heating element running just the right way into your tire thus a needless hole?
Just me.
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08-10-2005, 07:25 PM
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Hell, Alec ran over  CARS
How bad could a toaster be?
Offics Space just popped into my head where he's beating the crap out the ?toaster? 
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08-10-2005, 07:31 PM
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Do you have a road hazard warranty on them? |
08-10-2005, 07:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Do you have a road hazard warranty on them? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You can get "Road Hazard" on toasters? |
08-10-2005, 07:48 PM
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Take a bat to it "Office Space" style on the driveway. That way you can get your frustrations out and really see the damage being done.
And then you won't give it the opportunity to piss you off even more by hurting the beloved vehicle. |
08-10-2005, 08:14 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
Hell, Alec ran over CARS
How bad could a toaster be?
Offics Space just popped into my head where he's beating the crap out the ?toaster? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
The greatest movie line ever.
"PC LOAD LETTER" What the **** does that mean!!!!! |
08-10-2005, 08:19 PM
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Don't forget to air down! The recommended tire pressure for driving over toasters is 25 PSI
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08-10-2005, 08:21 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
The risk of running over a toaster is huge; it’s fraught with all types of potential problems.
Pewter rigs are exempt.
Pewter Power  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
wait a minute...wasn't there an aftermath pic that should go along with that? |
08-10-2005, 08:33 PM
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WE MUST SEE PICS OF THIS EVENT!
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08-11-2005, 03:18 AM
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you could always just throw a mat over it, or a piece of plywood, then drive over that...if you're that concerned about it....I would hate to see you damage those spinners... 
and yes, pics please
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08-11-2005, 04:57 AM
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Shoot it!!! BOO-YAHHH!!!! You could pretend it's Bling-tard. |
08-11-2005, 11:49 AM
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Ok....got a plan.
H2 with a 3/4" sheet of plywood. Dropped onto concrete from the 2nd story window. Aluminum baseball bat to top it off with. I also might try out the recipricating saw if it's still giving me lip.
Hey, isn't a toaster just a re-badged Tahoe??
Stacy
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2003 yellow Lux, 12" Bulletproof lift, 42" Pitbull Rockers, 20" Ultra Predators, Corsa sport exhaust, painted interior
2004 Cadillac Escalade, white diamond, dual tip chrome exhaust, 20" chrome 9-spoke rims, altezzas - TOTALLED!!!! Replaced with a nondescript 2009 Chevy Tahoe
1970 VW Karmann Ghia, black with a flame job and too many mods to list
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08-11-2005, 12:09 PM
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Just drive over the damn thing. 
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08-11-2005, 01:06 PM
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I would shoot it too! you ought to see my old laptop!
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08-11-2005, 01:21 PM
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There is not a more entertaining group of people in the world than the ones that post on this forum.
Toaster v. H2.
Leeeeeeeeeet's get ready to RUMBLE.
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