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...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.
The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not.  ) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.
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...this evening. I had my first true "Pat" experience.
The cashier's name was "Kellen" it had tits but short-short hair, it didn't shave but also did not wear make-up- though I picked up a bit of shimmer on the lips- could have been chapstick (Couldn't tell if it was cherry or not. ) or just post-lick. The voice was fairly neutral.
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01-24-2006, 10:12 PM
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I had one of those experience not too long ago as well...me and about 50 other people at the same time.
We were at a Health Fair for one of our insured groups and we were talking about the importance of mammography's. It was open discussion. So one of our sales people stands up and begins discussing her recent mammography. Imagine the look on everyones face who has worked with her for at least a year...we all thought she was a guy named "Terri".  |
01-24-2006, 10:20 PM
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01-24-2006, 10:25 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DDWH:
now I am scared to go to the grocery store....what if "its" there </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh, it will be.
I'm going to secretly snap a pic when I get my phone back and post it on up.  |
01-24-2006, 11:13 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">snap a pic </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
oohooh...I can do to. There a pics from the christmas party.
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01-25-2006, 12:43 AM
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Okie dokie....you both have a project now!
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01-25-2006, 11:26 AM
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01-25-2006, 12:07 PM
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here's one of the he-bitch.
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01-25-2006, 01:52 PM
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There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Looks like a guy to me... 
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01-25-2006, 02:33 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Shes a man baybay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-25-2006, 02:35 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah we all know your partial to nuttin rugged women....RENO, Shalala, etc.... Question is, do you catch or pitch?
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lordy...looks the part of a man - eeewwwwww....
wouldn't ya freak if you passed him/her in the
ladies loo?!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's one ugly dude.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
here's one of the he-bitch. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think "it" still stands up to pee. 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hillary_Clinton:
There is nothing wrong with manly-looking women. Give it a rest. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!
We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something. 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Hey CP, I had one of those experiences - with a freakin' COP!!
We were lost in Natchez, MS - pulled over to a cop car on the side of the road to ask directions. I said "Excuse me, ma'am" - and it leaned out of the car - and I said "Uh, sir?" and it did NOT look amused. So I figured I'd hurry up and ask the stupid question before I got carted in for something.
Stacy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Uh Officer?" works best in those situations
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LMAO!!!!1 Stacy,
That had to be the worst. I felt uncomfortable in the checkout line. If "Kellen" had any authority over me it would have been really weeeeeeird!
HI- That had a mammogram? I would have bit my tongue off trying to hold it in.
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