 |
|
03-31-2006, 12:48 AM
|
 |
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,819
|
|
Yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! 
__________________
... Teh black won't get you back
|
03-31-2006, 01:05 AM
|
 |
Hummer Deity
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
Posts: 10,855
|
|
Yo mamma is so fat... her blood type is Ragu! |
03-31-2006, 01:38 AM
|
 |
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: stuttering through life
Posts: 996
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Alec W:
Yo momma is so fat she stopped the planet’s rotation in 2003 and people kept posting yo momma jokes
|
That was not even funny. But you tried really hard, maybe that was the problem. |
03-31-2006, 02:38 AM
|
|
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,819
|
|
Yo momma is so fat, you have to iron her pants in the driveway!
__________________
... Teh black won't get you back
|
03-31-2006, 02:42 AM
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: stuttering through life
Posts: 996
|
|
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach |
03-31-2006, 02:46 AM
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: stuttering through life
Posts: 996
|
|
|
03-31-2006, 02:48 AM
|
 |
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Staind.com
Posts: 1,239
|
|
Yo Mama is so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Sorry, thats the only one I know.  |
03-31-2006, 02:51 AM
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: stuttering through life
Posts: 996
|
|
Yo mama is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
 |
03-31-2006, 03:07 AM
|
|
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,819
|
|
Yo momma is so fat she went to the beach and sold shade! 
__________________
... Teh black won't get you back
|
03-31-2006, 03:24 AM
|
 |
Hummer Veteran
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Hell
Posts: 161
|
|
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.  |
03-31-2006, 05:26 AM
|
|
Hummer Expert
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 963
|
|
Yo momma is so fat she fell through a wall and all the kids yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"
__________________
'04 H2
'07 Vette
|
03-31-2006, 05:26 AM
|
|
Hummer Expert
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 963
|
|
Yo momma is so fat she rolled over and the tide came in.
__________________
'04 H2
'07 Vette
|
03-31-2006, 12:15 PM
|
|
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 1,819
|
|
__________________
... Teh black won't get you back
|
03-31-2006, 12:20 PM
|
 |
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chapin, South Carolina
Posts: 1,943
|
|
Yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commericals. |
03-31-2006, 12:29 PM
|
 |
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Yes..I really moved outta Texas!!
Posts: 2,605
|
|
How about Just "YO Momma"
__________________
If you can't be a good example...Then you might as well be a horrible warning!
www.meatspin.com
|
03-31-2006, 12:37 PM
|
|
Hummer Deity
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the basement of the Alamo
Posts: 10,855
|
|
Quote:
Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Yo momma is so fat she fell through a wall and all the kids yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"
|
LMFAO!
Oooooohhhh.... |
03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
|
|
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chapin, South Carolina
Posts: 1,943
|
|
Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
|
03-31-2006, 01:36 PM
|
 |
Hummer Authority
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Deepest Darkest Depths of........
Posts: 1,684
|
|
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
__________________
2006 H2 w/6 inch lift.
2001 F-350 w/10 inch lift
2013 Jeep Wrangler w/6 inch lift
2013 Victory Cross Country
2006 Suzuki Hayabusa
|
| Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:37 AM.
|
