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Old 05-27-2008, 06:32 PM
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last man with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

' Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.'
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Default Re: Good Bottle of Whiskey

Never heard it before:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ght=Aunt+Karen
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Default Re: Good Bottle of Whiskey

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But Agriv8r tells it better....
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:30 PM
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Default Re: Good Bottle of Whiskey


i was going to say that....besides, i cant afford new jokes, you took all my money remember.....
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HELL YEAH !!
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