It's on now.............

[Mrs.ssippi]

"A" got stung again by 2 yellow jackets. On her finger and her knee. I don't know why they keep coming after her. This is crazy. It stung her thru her leggings. She said "why does this keep happening to me? Is it because I'm so sweet?"

[KenP]

Yes sweety. It's because you're so sweet.

Poor little thing.

[blindzebra]

If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by blindzebra

If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.

Yes "A" is my 5 year old. She gets stung all the time. She can just be standing there doing nothing. It's crazy.

[Mr. I - Man]

"she swats at the YJs"


"A" is a Natural Born Jeep Hater

[Mrs.ssippi]

I don't want anyone "hatin'" on my kids so I will not post their names in an open forum. "A" is my 5 year old and she calls her sister "that baby" so that is what I call them on elcova. "A and That Baby" A says " What is that baby into now?, What is that baby crying about now?, Where is that baby going?" it is so funny. Even Ken and CP started calling her That Baby.

[DennisAJC]

Poor sweet A.

Isn't there a repellent or something you can get for her? Get her one of those electric fly swatters.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Poor sweet A.

Isn't there a repellent or something you can get for her? Get her one of those electric fly swatters.

Hire some messican to do it.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by blindzebra

If "A" is a kid, then she's probably getting stung because she swats at the YJs and makes sudden movements. They have compound eyes, and anything that moves quickly usually gets attacked. If you stand still they won't do anything to you. They might even land on you, and walk around for a bit. They'll usually just fly off. However, if you see their abdomen start wiggling just flick them off.

She's getting stung for some other reason. She's been stung by nearly every type of flying insect we have around here.

She got stung by the yellow jackets because she disturbed the bush that was above their nest. She was lucky she only got stung twice. Is a big next with a bunch of little buggers.

When she was 2 she moved some toys where a gaggle of red wasps had just started making a huge nest and was stung several times on the face. It's been downhill from there.

[PARAGON]

BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

[h2co-pilot]

NO!!!!

Poor liddle gewl. I think I told her it was because she was so sweet.

Come to think of it- those f-ers were on the boat with us when you all were here. I have never seen one on a boat before. WTH? It's so weird.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

NO!!!!

Poor liddle gewl. I think I told her it was because she was so sweet.

Come to think of it- those f-ers were on the boat with us when you all were here. I have never seen one on a boat before. WTH? It's so weird.

I recovered several of the dead bodies of her enemy to help numb her pain and give her strength. Tomorrow, I go back in and take the whole stronghold and we feast on it's papier construction in jubilation of the retribution we have laid forth. Muwwaaaahahahah

Couple of Lesbian queens in this bunch. Big bitches too.

Neighbors surely think I am going through one of my episodes. Crawling around right next to the street in the dark while it's pouring rain, with my Ultrastinger flashlight and a tupperware bowl talking to the dirt as I pick off the few remaining sentries and scoop away some of the bodies of the dead so that my daughter can gain some relief and not be afraid to go back outside.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

BTW, me and yellow jackets just had war.

Hope no one calls the EPA.

[HummerHippy]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I don't want anyone "hatin'" on my kids so I will not post their names in an open forum. "A" is my 5 year old and she calls her sister "that baby" so that is what I call them on elcova. "A and That Baby" A says " What is that baby into now?, What is that baby crying about now?, Where is that baby going?" it is so funny. Even Ken and CP started calling her That Baby.

Cute!

[Field Scout]

I work outside, (telephone repairman) and come in contact with all kinds of things that bite and sting most insects ie. wasp/bees (non-africanized) will leave you alone as long as they are not bothered or thier nest not threatened. BUT yellow jackets are very aggressive and attack in force if your just close by and make them nervous. the only solution is to KILL THEM ALL then dance on nest and kill every yj you see

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Hey Dirt, don't you have some pics of YJ carnage?

[PARAGON]

Apparently some of the little mutherf'ers were out about and flying around when I made my assault on the nest last night.

Go back out there today to show "A" the hole and there's 2 of the little sum bitches flying around. She goes running back inside screaming.

I'll be damned!

It's still freaking raining but I get back on my hands and knees and find that damn hole again and start picking the leaves away. Little SOBs fly around and I stop. They come back to the hole and land and end life there. They kept trickling in like that while I was trying to clear away the leaves and sticks.

Muther**** ***** ***** ***** *****...... they got multi entrances. Their whole shit is coming out of the ground now. Azalea bush and all.

I'm going to tie the freaking winch line to the bush and winch it up and will then flip the neighbors off as they drive by with those funny looks on their faces.

[H2Finally]

My fav thing to do is buy a large new can of hairspray, put a long lighter in front of it, and WOOOOSHHH!!!!