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02-05-2007, 06:03 AM
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Words Of Wisdom..
we all have probably heard many, and read many off those stupid fortune cookies which give words of wisdoms instead of fortunes but if you hear any good ones post em up! Here are my two favorite
"It is better to persue and not recieve, than it is to not try to persue and never know the outcome" I actually came up with that one when talking to a friend one day,
and my all time favorite : "Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach a man to fish feed him for life" thats an ancient chinese saying
"If you are in a hurry you will never get there" Ancient Chinese proverb
"If your going through Hel1, keep going"- from the video game Blazing Angels
If you have any post em up!
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02-05-2007, 07:48 AM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Good ones !!!!
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02-05-2007, 08:58 AM
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02-05-2007, 03:59 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
I'm partial to: "Ahhm...Bobbing".
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02-05-2007, 05:20 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Do what you want, want what you do!
Grow old not up.
and my favorite " Shut up biatch, I'm driving" 
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02-05-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
love your job and you'll never work a day in your life
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02-05-2007, 07:21 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Don't forget to wipe.
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02-05-2007, 07:22 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Employees must wash hands before returning to work.
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02-05-2007, 07:23 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Don't forget to wash your crack.
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02-05-2007, 07:24 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Please do not flush sanitary napkins.
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02-05-2007, 07:24 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
If life throws you a lemon, bust out the salt and tequila.
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02-05-2007, 07:28 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
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02-05-2007, 07:28 PM
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Caution: This product was produced in a facility that manufactures peanuts.
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02-05-2007, 07:29 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Do not put blow dryer in tub.
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02-05-2007, 07:31 PM
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Do not use with petroleum based lubrications.
Brown capper 
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02-05-2007, 07:33 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
Please put your tray tables up and your seatbacks in an upright and locked position.
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02-05-2007, 07:58 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
I am sorry, my give a $hit is broke
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02-05-2007, 08:09 PM
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Nationwide is on your side.
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02-05-2007, 08:09 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
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I am sorry, my give a $hit is broke
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02-05-2007, 08:18 PM
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Re: Words Of Wisdom..
May cause hair loss.....
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