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Hippies owned at gas station
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me: 
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up. 
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies? |
08-28-2006, 11:46 PM
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
That's good. Haven't had the opportunity yet, but I'm waiting for the day as I know it will eventually happen.
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08-29-2006, 12:48 AM
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
Well done Dei!!
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
I tell them I get over 15mpg, and our unlifted one got nearly 20. 
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
Tell them it runs on hot air. So please contunue talking.
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08-29-2006, 03:42 AM
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ROFLOL .. good one, deserth3!
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08-29-2006, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me:
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up.
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
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I am LMAO right now and was dying laughing while I was reading it the first time. Screw the "Tree Hugging Liberal" Jack Asses!!!!!!!
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Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
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I am pretty unoriginal, so I usually just tell people that it gets the same fuel economy as a Jetta.* Whether they believe me or not, you are right; they usually shut up because they don't know what to say, since it doesn't fit into their pre-programmed routine. |
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I point to my "hybrid synergy drive" prius emblem and tell them I put two Prius motors in it and it gets "about 30 on the highway".
I like that hummer running over hippie pic!!
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I found this situation arise today. Just couldn't resist!
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I tell them I get over 15mpg, and our unlifted one got nearly 20. |
In my first 5 tank fulls, I am getting about 19.5 MPH.  Mostly Highway. But 2 tanks where the truck was filled with equipment, camping gear, vacation crap.
When I got out of my truck at the hotel this past weekend in Lake Placid, 4 year old boy was walking out and yelled "Nice Hummer!" It was great.
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Good one DEI 
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I point to my "hybrid synergy drive" prius emblem...
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I was LMAO when I noticed that up in Tellico
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
I was at the gas station just before, filling up the truck and I had 3 - 5gallon containers for my generator. A guy in an echo or something pulled up to the other side of the pump and said...
treehugger: I bet you need all that just to get down to the end of the block huh, (pointing at my gas cans).
me: (as I'm pumping gas into my truck), nah, the truck runs completely on compressed air (pointing to the bottom of my truck for some reason), the gas is for my generator.
treehugger: It still probably uses an excessive amount of compressed air.
me:
Only other time I've gotten to have fun at the gas station with a hippie, I was asked why I thought I needed such a big truck, and I responded, oh..it's just a loaner while my h2 is getting a supercharger installed, and that shut them up. Since they have preprogrammed responses, it's fun to mess them up.
Anyways, just thought I'd share...anyone else get to have any fun messing with the crazies?
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Geez, you really pwned them... 
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
sucka the tailpipe hippy
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sucka the tailpipe hippy
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Or you could try the most un-original comeback in the world:
Look at them and say:
BLOW.........ME
Not very clever, but it sure would feel good saying it....
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Re: Hippies owned at gas station
My H3 Rig's on order and should be here sometime in Sept 2007. Last time I had a run in with a tree hugger was when I was fueling up my Land Yatch 1973 Thunderchicken. (9 Miles to the Gallon) ..But that's ok..only have to go 9 miles to work.
He says:....Bet that's a real gas hog..why don't you get rid of that thing and get something more fuel efficent...
Me Said: ..Why Don't You Kiss My Ass... 
He gives me the evil eye from the other side of the gas pump island and get's in his V-Dub and putt's away... |
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I went to get lunch a little while ago and I was getting back in my truck when I got a somewhat evil eye from a couple of guys walking by leaving the dog groomers. Thought about saying something but decided they owned themselves since they were each walking a poodles together and the ownage was sealed when they walked up to a Prius
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unfortunately i dont pay for gas, so i never get these chance meetings with the jealous ones..wish i did though, sounds like alot of fun... |
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