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St. Patricks Day !!!
>An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch
>several times in the space of a few minutes.
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>The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
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>'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing
>it.'
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>The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
>it?'
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>The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
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>The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
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>'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
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>The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing
>panties!'
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>The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running about
>an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
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03-14-2008, 01:05 AM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
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03-14-2008, 02:17 AM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
 ROTFLMAO!!!
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03-14-2008, 12:21 PM
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03-14-2008, 01:22 PM
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03-14-2008, 06:18 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
Im stealing that and using it on the wife!
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03-14-2008, 08:27 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
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03-14-2008, 08:43 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
An Irishman in a bar. How rare! 
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03-14-2008, 09:00 PM
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Re: St. Patricks Day !!!
didn't know they could tell time....
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