Ew, would you eat gorilla?

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244224,00.html


DAKAR, Senegal ? Rebels in eastern Congo have killed and eaten two mountain gorillas, conservationists said Wednesday, adding they feared more of the endangered animals may have been slaughtered in the lawless region.


Only about 700 mountain gorillas remain in the world, 380 of them spread across a range of volcanic mountains straddling the borders of Congo, Rwanda and Uganda in Central Africa.
One dismembered gorilla corpse was found Tuesday in a pit latrine in Congo's Virunga National Park, a few hundred yards from a park patrol post that was abandoned because of rebel attacks, according to the London-based Africa Conservation Fund.
Another was killed in the same area Jan. 5, said the group, which based its report on conservationists in the field.

[h2co-pilot]

Haha! Wait, I know that sounds bad. I am upset about them killing them too. It's awful.

But the thought of eating them just made me shudder. Almost cannibalish and dark skin meat- EYU!!!

[DennisAJC]

Hey,

In all fairness CP, if we were on a plane and it crashed in the mountains, you died and we had no food.......... I'd eat your ass.


Oh wait.....Was that a movie?

[bparker]

If I was hungry lived in a forest and had no other option? Shat... fire'em up!

[JamesT]

In the words of a great man, Homer J. Simpson

"MMMMMMMMM Gorilla"

[SnakeH2]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Hey,

In all fairness CP, I'd eat your ass.

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Hey,

In all fairness CP, if we were on a plane and it crashed in the mountains, you died and we had no food.......... I'd eat your ass.

()

[JamesT]

Fixed.

In the words of a great man, Homer J. Simpson

"MMMMMMMMM Ass"

[dеiтайожни]

Gross, I wouldn't have killed them... maybe ran up to a couple and took a bite every now and then before they ran away... but never kill them.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Hey,

In all fairness CP, I'd eat your ass.

Originally Posted by SnakeH2

I know.

I heard it was kinda nice, suddenly I am unafraid of dying.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Gross, I wouldn't have killed them... maybe ran up to a couple and took a bite every now and then before they ran away... but never kill them.

Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.

Dennis, you're mad!! Do you know how itchy your mouth would be after breast feeding from a gorilla?!

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Or hold them down and attempt to breast feed. Never kill them.

That's not his nipple.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Dennis, you're mad!! Do you know how itchy your mouth would be after breast feeding from a gorilla?!

Please, do tell.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by KenP

That's not his nipple.

Walked right into that one.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Walked right into that one.

That's ok. Just get that stuff out of your eye so it doesn't happen again.

[h2co-pilot]

how many nippes do gorillas have?

[Recmar1]

My understanding is, tastes like chicken............

[bparker]

Sounds like as far as Dennis is concerned 1 big one..

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

how many nippes do gorillas have?

[DennisAJC]

OK this topic is taking a turn for the worst.