Wouldn't it be nice to be able to tell if the car next to you was just late for a nooner or was a car-bomber... if only you could tell by their bumper sticker(s)!
Here is the start of a list of some you might see on a car-bomber's car:
* Driver carries less than 20 pounds of explosives.
* Bombs don't kill people, shrapnel does
* Visualize whirled pieces.
* It could be worse.... at least I'm not a postal worker.
* This car runs like crap because Halliburton stole my oil!
* I support the troops - by giving them something to shoot at.
* You can have my detonator when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
* Don't shoot! I'm not a commie Italian journalist!
* I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my bomb belt.
* 72 Virgins taxi service.
* I sure hope these voices in my head are Allah!
* Kerry-Edwards '04
* Shiite Happens
* Clinton/Kennedy 08
* Trust me, you DON'T want to be tailgating.
* Mary Kay Burkha Babe Bomber Brigade (pink Cadillacs only)
* You think it's hot in the DESERT? Try being in my CAR in 5 minutes!
* If you had six wives, you'd be on this mission, too.
* My other car is an IED.
* If You Can Read This, You'd Better Have A Flak Jacket
* Keep honking, I'm rewiring.
* CAUTION: Delivery vehicle. Watch for frequent stops. And sudden explosions.
* I {heart) the UN.
* My Parents Went To Disneyworld And All I Got Was This Lousy Explosive Vest
* Mullahs Applauding Detonating Driving (MADD)
* Friends Don't Let Friends Vote... For Anyone
* Have You Hugged Your Sheep Today?
* Celebrate Diversity... Blow Up Everyone
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03-04-2006, 12:08 PM
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