The Lizard- This Is Good

[Arizona Hummerboy]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"



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So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

[DRTYFN]

404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.

I don't think it's a joke, just someone organizing their thoughts online.

[Sewie]

WTF???

Exactly how hot is it in AZ right now? Find some shade or something man, your brain's melting.

[Aubs]

I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by Aubs

I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think.

Jase, DO NOW.

[HIHUMMER]

Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by HIHUMMER

Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?

Yeah, he's probably distracted by something shiny.

You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked.

[Aubs]

You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...

Originally Posted by Arizona Hummerboy

A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"

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Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you
drink?!!

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by Aubs

You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked.

Ah, you joined a fraternity.

[DRTYFN]

We've got to take into consideration that AZH suffered some pretty serious head trauma in an accident a couple of years ago. That might be why his post is so garbled.

Ease up on the weed dude...

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by Aubs

You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...

LMAO! Now THAT was funny.

Tighten up AZH.

[KenP]

Thanks Aubs. I kept scrolling down trying to find the punch line.

[Agriv8r]

It does make it a little more interesting when the story gets finished