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Old 05-01-2006, 02:23 PM
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I will have to edit some of the TMI things that I said in the other IM's and then I will post them. I was a little openly honest with things that i do not need to be posted here.
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I can see it now.

Lissy:What do you mean, you look different than most americans?
Shaggy:I am a little underweight.
Shaggy: They say I'm small boneded.
Lissy: Small boned?
Shaggy:Yes.
Lissy: What about your other bone?
Shaggy:What do you mean?
Lissy:In the bedroom?
Shaggy:???
Lissy: It's okay, np
Lissy:As long as you are experienced...
Shaggy:Oh, well.....
Lissy:You have had other women b4 right?
Shaggy:Let's put it this way...
Shaggy: The mattress has had at least a couple of different people in it...

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Old 05-01-2006, 04:18 PM
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Shaggy - From that transcript, it's no wonder why you don't have a girl. You're mean.

Now, do this...tell her you got some money, if she asks how, make up something like, by turning tricks. Then say you are going to buy her a plane ticket, but directly. Where you either mail her the plane ticket or she picks it up at the counter. The only person that could possibly get money for the ticket would be you, so a scammer wouldn't like that. But it's a reasonable thing to do if you weren't dealing with a scammer...see if she has a problem with that.

BTW - If she comes to the US, with the intent of marriage, and doesn't come on a fiance visa, I think you two love birds will have problems. So bring that up and see what she has to say.
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Dei...I already know 100% that it is a scam. "Her" picture is from some Amateur Hawaiian Modeling site (focushawaii.com) under Nicole.

BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:48 PM
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Sweet, an Amateur Hawaiian Model living in Nigeria wants you?!

And I am aware what's going on. That's why I suggested reasonable things to do, so you could trap her/him in lies and have fun.
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Sweet, an Amateur Hawaiian Model living in Nigeria wants you?!

And I am aware what's going on. That's why I suggested reasonable things to do, so you could trap her/him in lies and have fun.
I got too lazy to get creative. Maybe if I get my second wind I will give that a whirl.
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:52 PM
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Dei...I already know 100% that it is a scam. "Her" picture is from some Amateur Hawaiian Modeling site (focushawaii.com) under Nicole.

BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Nice website....right on the top was this...
Warning - Scams
Web scams are now in some cases attempting to use Model and Talent websites in scams. FOCUS AGENCY wants our models, talent and clients to be aware we are part of the solution to stop this activity.

FOCUS AGENCY is now proactive in providing information to any government agency requesting such information including the Federal Bureau of Investigation. FOCUS AGENCY will aid any government agency in the apprehension of any and all persons using this site or any site to operate scams.

If you are accessing this website due to a referral from a dating or other similar site, please be aware
FOCUS AGENCY is "not" a dating site, and does "not" endorse or provide any models and/or talent for any such service. In addition, if images have been used illegally for posting and you are following up on a particular person, please be aware that FOCUS AGENCY does not allow any model or talent images to be used for posting on any sites of that nature, and you are most likely been scammed.

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BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

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That's my AE you've been talking to all along.
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Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

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That's my AE you've been talking to all along. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text!
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Old 05-02-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes.
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Old 05-02-2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer").
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Old 05-02-2006, 01:32 PM
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Oh yeah...and I am not gay either.
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Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes.

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So "She" decided to IM me again today. Tried step 2 of the scam. Decided I would just end it there.

(08:02:10) Lissy: hello love
(08:02:23) Lissy: i have a good news
(08:02:34) Shaggy: whats that?
(08:02:40) Lissy: hold
(08:05:22) Lissy: i called my uncle that stays in the states but travells allround for buisness
(08:05:41) Lissy: he has promised to give me $2500 for my trip to you
(08:06:10) Shaggy: that is great news
(08:06:46) Lissy: yes my love
(08:06:56) Lissy: i want you more than anything
(08:08:34) Shaggy: and I want you too. i am so happy that we can start a family together now
(08:08:43) Lissy: yes my love
(08:09:21) Lissy: but he is sending me a check and i found out that this check cant be cashed here in nig,can i trust you to help me cash it so i can be with you as soon as possible?
(08:10:04) Shaggy: can I ask you a question?
(08:10:50) Lissy: yes
(08:12:57) Shaggy: how many people have you gotten to fall for this before?
(08:13:13) Shaggy: you know it is a scam...i know it is a scam. i am not dumb
(08:13:32) Shaggy: i have just been playing along to see how far you would go with it. not very convincing if you ask me
(08:14:07) Lissy: what do you mean?
(08:15:05) Shaggy: dont play stupid. i know what this is. i have known from day one. you have done made every common scam move in the book.

Remember 2 things...1. I am playing along so I say some stuff that is lovey dovey and just BS (for the first couple of messages). 2. It is still early so my typing sucks more than normal.
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Wow just Wow.
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Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer").

Shag, are you saying you have never even been fellated?
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Quote:
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer").

Shag, are you saying you have never even been fellated? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Does that even need to be asked?

BTW...I even looked up "fellated" to make sure I knew what we were talking about. Good thing I used dictionary.com and not google.
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Quote:
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He isn't limber enough or who knows....

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Hahaha...very funny.

You're right...i'm not limber enough...not that i have tried or anything.
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