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Another Little Johnny Joke
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the h * ll are you doing?!"
Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"
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Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
Johnny is such a jerk.
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Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
johnny=nasty boy
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Re: Another Little Johnny Joke
hahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha that one was awsome
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LMFAO!!!!!
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I've never been a big fan of little johnny until now.
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Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.
Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!
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Wait...I just realized that I was asking Drty...don't tell us about the relationship!
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2 sides to every story, eh? I'm soooo never letting my kids on the internet.
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I did my good friends Grandmother once...
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How long did it take you to dig her up?
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HAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!!
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I come quick... LOL
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Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.
Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!
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Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.
Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!
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However, LJ is clearly displaying how children model their gender specific parents and why "Do as I say, not as I do" is a retort used by a very poor parent who does not teach by example.
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