I need some help

[Aubs]

I just moved in with some new roommates, and I notice that the place kinda has this greasy smell to it, like a lot of deep frying has been going on. I'm worried this is pot, but I have no idea. Maybe it's insence (there's a lot of that here) but I don't know. Does anyone have some experience? Maybe they just like their taters fried?

[dеiтайожни]

Some of the biggest signs of marijuana usage is devil worship, growth of tails, and dried semen on pants due to constant masturbating when said stoner can't find a rape victim.

[Aubs]

Well, I can't find any brownie mixes. There is a bottle of canola oil next to the stove, which was quite greasy when I cleaned it. Otherwise, there's no like paraphalia around. I think I've smelled this before, but I don't know where anymore... I've moved/looked at so many places in the last year. The fridge is normal, lot of beer. The one cabinet in the kitchen smells like rotten food, but maybe that's normal because there's a bag of rotting potatoes in there. There are Dead posters, and music posters, but nothing that seems outrageous. Um, don't know what else to look for.

[dеiтайожни]

Check their pants for semen.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Check their pants for semen.

They're chicks...

[dеiтайожни]

In that case, plant some on their pants and then confront them about it and ask if they are using illegal substances.

[h2co-pilot]

Are they cute?

If there is a lot of incense there is prolly a some pot somewhere in there- they just go together. The deep fried oily smell (which is really kinda gross) is prolly the munchie stash.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Are they cute?

If there is a lot of incense there is prolly a some pot somewhere in there- they just go together. The deep fried oily smell (which is really kinda gross) is prolly the munchie stash.

They're average.

So what do I do? Do I stay here, evacuate? I HATE druggies, I don't understand the fun/enjoyment/whatever in it.

[h2co-pilot]

I wouldn't stay- you have enough going on right now.

You don't need ugly chick slackers that smell like oil around you all the time.

[h2co-pilot]

Really, you don't want to be room mates with people that do that crap all the time. Trust me I know.

Are you going to make something up or just leave? Are they friends or freinds of a friend? What are you going to say?

[Aubs]

It was a ad in the paper. I really needed a place to stay. Where I was, she was driving me crazy, I wasn't eating, sleeping, etc. So I met with these girls and they seemed alright. Kinda hippy, but I was trying not to judge them... Anyway, when I got here today, it smells really bad.. I don't remember this from yesterday.

I'm going crazy. I have like no where to go, and I've cried more today than since Jo Lynn left me. I think I might pack up and go stay in a hotel where I know they give Ski Instructors discounts. But I can't have drugs get into my life. I'm trying to get my business going, and it would be a major issue. I hate to say like "My uncle died" but I need to go without suspicion.

And they're on their own for the rent money... I didn't sign anything, and I'm not supporting a druggie.

[ShaggyX]

Wow...and here I thought I had issues.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by ShaggyX

Wow...and here I thought I had issues.

My life is like seriously fcuked up right now. I have no idea what to do.

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Aubs

My life is like seriously fcuked up right now. I have no idea what to do.

If you were down in my neck of the woods (Parker) I would give you a couch to crash on for a while...until you figured sh1t out.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by ShaggyX

If you were down in my neck of the woods (Parker) I would give you a couch to crash on for a while...until you figured sh1t out.

How far is Parker from Breck? I assume it's far, far away. And besides, how do I know you won't attack me while I sleep and steal my H2??

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Aubs

How far is Parker from Breck? I assume it's far, far away. And besides, how do I know you won't attack me while I sleep and steal my H2??

About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it.

[Aubs]

Originally Posted by ShaggyX

About 100 miles.

Have you seen pictures of me? I could punch you with every ounce of strength I have and you wouldn't feel it.

Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room.

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Aubs

Haha. I'd probably use more gas getting to your house than staying in a hotel room.

Your strength is impressive young Jedi!

Probably.

Young Jedi? Don't make me kick your ass.

[Aubs]

So, should I leave here, and come up with an excuse?

I mean, I suppse it's pot useage, so I gotta leave sometime.

I haven't actually seen them doing anything, because I haven't been here yet while they were.