Bew hew....

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I'd PAY to see them try. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me too, from a safe distance. Those claws could accidentally take out an eye.

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Me too, from a safe distance. Those claws could accidentally take out an eye. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You sh<span class="ev_code_BLACK">i</span>t .

Just for that I will pluck one of your eyes out in the parking lot- from behind a bush. I'm even contemplating adding some leaves on them for camo.

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I'd PAY to see them try. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you already were!

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
...should not be allowed to interact with, touch, look at or in any other way have contact with anything that has a resemblence of technology associated with it with out the written consent and direct supervision...
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have some of those kind of folks at work. I tell them that they could break a solid steel anvil with a rubber hammer! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'd PAY to see them try. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Could easily be done, just add a little bit of LN2 and the steel will shatter like glass

[Easy Ed]

Felt I had to post these here from a site called Howard Forum, just trying to cheer ya up a little h2co-pilot.

Also, attached pics of my RAZR


Story number one.

Yes, that's right. I'm a dumbass. I was eating my cereal, decided to turn on my cell phone and it slipped out of my hands and dropped in my bowl of ceral. Since I only ate 1/4 of the bowl at the time, it landed mainly on the cereal and only about 1/3 of my phone got submerged in the milk for a second. Anyway, after cleaning it up, drying it out, etc., there doesn't seem to be any damage except for one thing. My speaker isn't as loud as it was. In other words, my ringtones and speaker phone is about half as loud as it used to be. Considering the circumstances, I'm happy with that being the only problem. After examining it, it basically sounds muffled and I'm wondering if it's because some of the milk dried over the tiny holes on the screen over the speaker. I won't know until I get to the other side of the screen. My question is that has anyone posted pictures or instructions on how exactly to remove the casing for the speaker area of the phone? Am I going about this the right way? Should I not do anything and just live with it? I just signed a 2 year contract with Cingular if that helps. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Story number two

When you stop laughing, perhaps you can take a minute to help me. My new Razr inadvertently slipped out of my hand and landed in a friends glass of egg nog. I cleaned the outside, but some of the keys are not functioning. I assume there is sticky egg nog inside. Does anyone have any ideas that might work to clean the inside? Anyone open one up...is it hard? I thought about dropping it ina glass of clean water to try to wash it out, but that might create more probs. The phone makes and receives calls and sounds fine. just some keys are inoperable.
Well, I guess this is the laugh of the day, but it's an expensive one on me if I can't get it working properly. All constructive ideas welcome, and I guess I'll get through the barbs I'm sure will come my way.

[h2co-pilot]

Thanks Ed.

I don't feel like such a dork. Well, I do but it made me feel less dorky.

How many phones do you have?

[Easy Ed]

Just the one, I combined the four shots into one to save space.

Was just showing off the start up screen (it scrolls "starting up" in gothic e font), the wallpaper screen, shut down screen (scrolls "shutting down" in same font as above) and the small one on the outside.

Been playing with some different software and making changes to the phone, Provider won't like it much but such is life

[Dan]

CP needs one of these: