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11-12-2007, 09:32 PM
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Bumper stickers & nerve
I head out for lunch today in the H2 and notice a car in front of me slowing down with no traffic ahead, we don't make the light a block ahead (of course) and I get close enough to see their bumper sticker:
"Tree Hugging Dirt Lover"
I see the driver craning his neck to look at me in his rearview mirror while we sit at the red light, it turns green and he just sits there waiting for a reaction from me.
I took the high road and did nothing while I imagined driving over instead of around 
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11-12-2007, 09:35 PM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
Two thoughts come to mind, train horn is one of them. The other is the reaction of the driver if you'd have gotten out.
Hey, you could have started revving your motor to waste some more fuel. 
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11-12-2007, 10:28 PM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
Get your own sticker that says, GOT DIRT?
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11-12-2007, 10:42 PM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
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Originally Posted by mdoyle
I head out for lunch today in the H2 and notice a car in front of me slowing down with no traffic ahead, we don't make the light a block ahead (of course) and I get close enough to see their bumper sticker:
"Tree Hugging Dirt Lover"
I see the driver craning his neck to look at me in his rearview mirror while we sit at the red light, it turns green and he just sits there waiting for a reaction from me.
I took the high road and did nothing while I imagined driving over instead of around
While the hell do people act this way? |
Because they aint got no fetchin up, thats why!
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11-12-2007, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mikejr
Because they aint got no fetchin up, thats why!
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He probably didn't know you were back there, he most likely was rolling a joint.
dk
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11-12-2007, 11:12 PM
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11-13-2007, 12:02 AM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
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11-13-2007, 03:52 AM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
I will make up to all of you who do control yourselves. It will be a few years but, when I retire my Mall Queen I plan to build a special bumper so i can ease up to people that do that and when the light is red for us and traffic is crossing they will feel themselves easing into the moving traffic in the lane in front of them. I will just stop short but, I will make as many as I can mess their pants for you all.
I did it with my 89 4 door crew cab dually with a diesel and granny low. It worked real good. Once went to a farm show in Memphis and they park the big trucks along walls which is OK as long as the other people park at a distance you can get out. Some dumb nut pulls his van right to my rear bumper. My bumper is a little higher than his so I have the help I took with me stand on the back of the bumper to line them up and I push the van back about 3'.
Left black marks from his wheels none from the old Beast.
I figure the H2 will do just as well especially with some fine tuning.
TAZ
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11-13-2007, 03:39 PM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
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Thats what I'd have done. Mature? No. Effective? Very likely. 
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11-13-2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dkhummerh2
He probably didn't know you were back there, he most likely was rolling a joint.
dk
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11-13-2007, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ
I will make up to all of you who do control yourselves. It will be a few years but, when I retire my Mall Queen I plan to build a special bumper so i can ease up to people that do that and when the light is red for us and traffic is crossing they will feel themselves easing into the moving traffic in the lane in front of them. I will just stop short but, I will make as many as I can mess their pants for you all.
I did it with my 89 4 door crew cab dually with a diesel and granny low. It worked real good. Once went to a farm show in Memphis and they park the big trucks along walls which is OK as long as the other people park at a distance you can get out. Some dumb nut pulls his van right to my rear bumper. My bumper is a little higher than his so I have the help I took with me stand on the back of the bumper to line them up and I push the van back about 3'.
Left black marks from his wheels none from the old Beast.
I figure the H2 will do just as well especially with some fine tuning.
TAZ
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Even without the fine tuning, I'm sure you'd have no problem pulling it off. 
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11-14-2007, 12:46 AM
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Re: Bumper stickers & nerve
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Two thoughts come to mind, train horn is one of them. The other is the reaction of the driver if you'd have gotten out.
Hey, you could have started revving your motor to waste some more fuel. |
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
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