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07-12-2006, 07:29 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
OK, The short! Cricket, (one day you may acheive grasshopper! if pay attention!)
Ninja come into area, say uhh, look pretty good, must check out!
Ninja break target zone (One of several), this wake up Master--INSTANTLY! What ninja don't know, is Master gets pretty pissed off if awakened by THIS Alarm, (No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE! (most likely)) and has entered into MY Octagon!
Master Watch Ninja (laugh inside holding 12gauge Defender with 8 rounds Double OO!
Sneeky Ninja no need pick! Door Mistakenly unlocked! Ninja enters the dragon! take 5 steps and, goes waaaaaa! fk!, as the shot gun goes off sending ninja to back wall!......Hitting it just in time to catch follow-up double oo! Master got nitevision Also!--forgot mention! 
Now, when master not home, well!.......Don't be the one!
(No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE!) This is now active---snide snicker! and chuckle...and a few other suprises awaiting.. Whoever!
Other Masters will respond faster than 911, and have who or what ever, in neat package, waiting for pick-up...backseat or gerny!---NO MATTER TO THEM!---All up to grasshopper! 
Put simple!--It's not the Authorities!, that a perp needs to worry about!
My Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
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07-12-2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
I think what you are saying is... hire these guys as 24/7 home security gaurds.
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07-12-2006, 08:00 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
BigZ...........you paranoid pussy  |
07-12-2006, 08:40 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
I have 5 bucks on it that BigZ's AE is the startrek one.....   ..
Very entertaining story.....I almost felt like a Ninja for moment |
07-12-2006, 09:37 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
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Originally Posted by Mooncricket
I have 5 bucks on it that BigZ's AE is the startrek one..... ..
Very entertaining story.....I almost felt like a Ninja for moment |
Master finally get smile....this is good start! |
07-12-2006, 10:18 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
I usually post guards outside of my doorway. No need for cameras.
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07-13-2006, 12:27 AM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
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Originally Posted by Big Z
OK, The short! Cricket, (one day you may acheive grasshopper! if pay attention!)
Ninja come into area, say uhh, look pretty good, must check out!
Ninja break target zone (One of several), this wake up Master--INSTANTLY! What ninja don't know, is Master gets pretty pissed off if awakened by THIS Alarm, (No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE! (most likely)) and has entered into MY Octogon!
Master Watch Ninja (laugh inside holding 12gauge Defender with 8 rounds Double OO!
Sneeky Ninja no need pick! Door Mistakenly unlocked! Ninja enters the dragon! take 5 steps and, goes waaaaaa! fk!, as the shot gun goes off sending ninja to back wall!......Hitting it just in time to catch follow-up double oo! Master got nitevision Also!--forgot mention!
Now, when master not home, well!.......Don't be the one!
(No count e-mail, cell call, 911 call if turned on--Or AMBULANCE!) This is now active---snide snicker! and chuckle...and a few other suprises awaiting.. Whoever!
Other Masters will respond faster than 911, and have who or what ever, in neat package, waiting for pick-up...backseat or gerny!---NO MATTER TO THEM!---All up to grasshopper!
Put simple!--It's not the Authorities!, that a perp needs to worry about!
My Deadly Viper Assassination Squad |
you mispelled Octagon
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07-13-2006, 12:33 AM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
Deter, Detect, Defend
Semper Flexibilis, Dominamus Nox
Last edited by PARAGON : 07-13-2006 at 12:36 AM.
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07-14-2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: Protecting Your Home:
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Originally Posted by PARAGON
Deter, Detect, Defend
Semper Flexibilis, Dominamus Nox
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ouu Raa! |
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