Joe...

[ssgharkness020147]

So my buddy Joe is sitting at my kitchen table on his laptop as we speak. He's had an H3 for a while reads the site when he can, but wont post... Come on you big baby, you cant be afraid of DRTYFN and Paragon forever.

[ssgharkness020147]

Im sorry I didnt even post a pic of Joes truck. How impolite of me.

[ssgharkness020147]

Waiting for the reaction............. I'm guessing less then two minutes at this point.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Come on you baby! POST!

You think that helped?

[ssgharkness020147]

He's on the site right now. WTF are you doing Joe.

[ssgharkness020147]

I learned something. When FU-ing a HUMMER you need to hold your hand further away from the camera. So noted in the future. I tried a couple new shots tonight but its too dark and you cant see the H-she at all.

[ssgharkness020147]

We'll see if we can lure him in...

[BlueHUMMERH2]

What's his name anyway? It's not "sexylolita" is it?

[ssgharkness020147]

Took the bait, hook, line, and sinker... Its only a matter of time now.

[h2co-pilot]

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.

[ssgharkness020147]

Well. You know what they say about a guy with big hands.

Ok. Enough side tracking here. Once joeyoshi (derived from Kobeo**** sp? the hot dog eating king) finishes making his "triple stack burger" hopefully we can get him. Otherwise it will be until at least Wed. Seeing as how someone who's name we wont mention does not have the internet at his house. As we speak he's already talking about making a second tripple stack. "We'll see how the first one goes" is the conclusion folks.

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Geez Hark, you have a long finger.

[GLBLWARMR]

You can't be a puss your entire life. Come on join in the fun.

[ssgharkness020147]

Well. Gonna be a bit longer, he's making the second tripple stack burger. Or now the tripple stack monster burger as its called. Pics to follow. 1.51 pounds of meat consumed in one sitting.

[Joeyoshi]

hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddy

[ssgharkness020147]

I'll be waiting.

Originally Posted by Joeyoshi

hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddy

wtf

[Hmmm2]

Uhhhhhh, is there really a "JOE", or is there a little schizophrenia going on here?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by Joeyoshi

hope you are happy. I will post a better pic of your truck buddy

Just include wifey pics.

[ssgharkness020147]

Wifey???? God. I'm at a loss for words on what to even say there. Ex-GF is more like it. Either way doesnt matter Joe has no access to those pics. The best he can do is type the visual images he has stored of her in his head. Its not like he ever saw her naked... Or did he?

[usetosellhummer]

way to go joe! now go wash your mangina and man up some pics and maybe even take that pavement queen off road.