Practical joke for a co-worker

[NCBound]

Here is the deal. I am a contractor for the Navy and work for a Government point of contact. We tend to play pranks on each other on a regular basis, and most tend to get passed over to the homo-phobe side of things. (Lets just say rainbow stickers and other gay symbols have been left on both sides of the pranks so now its on to the next level), so about a month ago I drove my 250 to work. You have probably seen it posted here for sale lately (big blue truck and it has a set of truck nutz hanging from my hitch mount). Anyway our Gov guy snuck out and tied a pink ribbon onto my truck nutz as another of his jokes. I stewed on it awhile and came up with my get back just for that last ribbon prank. The guy drives an Explorer with personalized plates and I thought why not make the plate express his true feelings. So on with the pics of the transformation:

1st: a pic of my concept for the joke



2nd: A modified pic of his plate removing his personal selection and ready for my input. I had to rework my concept to actually fit on the plate and make it look better at a glance.



3rd: a pic of the completed shop job ready to be printed and make its home on the back of his truck. This is a full size plate print out. Just had to cut out the plate and tape over his real plate still on the truck.



And last but not least proof that he likes playing with anothers balls: (I made sure to get plenty of pics and spread the word about it to the other guys who work with us before presenting the mark with emailed copies of the plate in place.



The sad part is that we had to explain what being "TBAGED" ment.

Anyway thought I would pass along alittle bit of how warped the place I work at is.

[Big Dad]

Holy $hit that's funny as F**K! Being retired military I'm in tune with the banter! I just wish I'd of thought of doing that!

[NCBound]

Yea, it was great. Since then he has had lipton tea bags pop up in all kinds of unexpected locations. I think I can keep this one going for some time to come. Open a cabinet, boom there is a tea bag , open his brief case, boom another one. Just makes doing this crap all the more bearable.

[8500lbs]

WOW!!! that is amazing!!!! i will have to store that in my memory bank!

B

[wpage]

Cool prake. Dont forget the lemons...

[frenzy1]

[fourfourto]

good one

Try this one

Get a ketchup packet fold it in half put the tear sides facing the inner toilet bowl under the seat lined up with the spacer suport.
As soon as they sit down ....splatttt... there a$$ is covered,if they dont notice and wipe it will be slimmy and if they look at the paper it will be red with brown mixed in (Kinda fits the homo theme )

[KenP]

Put it in the front so it splats his balls.

BTW, painting ceilings suck and I have to put another coat on.

[KenP]

I had an employee that I put an "I Masterbate" sticker on his tow bar just below his bumper. You couldn't see it when you walked by, you had to be behind the truck about 10 feet to see it.

I swear it took him a week to realize it was there.

[06-H3]

Back when I was in the army we had a guy who was always running his mouth about what a stud he was, how his wife just couldn't handle him, keep up with his needs, etc. One day he left his wallet out and I grabbed the picture of his wife from it. Later that day he started one of his stories about his incredible abilities.

When he was done I started to tell my story about how I was banging some chick almost every night and how amazing she was, anything was game, every hole was open to abuse, really made her into a sex crazed gutter slut. I said "the only problem is, she's married so we have to sneak around on her husband." Every one was laughing, talking about the wild chick and what a loser her husband must be. No one knew I had managed to get a picture of that guys wife. I then said "matter of fact, she gave me a picture last time I was over if you guys want to check her out" and threw out that the picture of his wife. Everyone lost it, he freaked out, and we never heard another of his stories again.

[Agriv8r]

thats a hard one to believe.....or there is more to the story....like the fight that broke out when the picture camme out....

[06-H3]

Believe it or not, I don't really care. There was no fight, it didn't take him long to relaize the pic was actually his. All in good fun.

[Big Dad]

That's a classic...one to be proud of!

[mdoyle]

A few years ago as I was checking the doors before going to bed and I noticed the neighbor's garage door was open. It was around 2 am and I didn't want to risk hitting the button myself and trying to jump the light beam. I also didn't want his door to stay open all night since we had some minor thefts around that time (mostly bicycles, and beer in garage fridges).

So I knocked on the front door, first the dog starts barking, then the baby starts crying, I hear some commotion and finally my neighbor comes to the door. He opens it and I can tell he's pissed, not realizing I'm trying to do him a favor.

So I asked, "Dude, do you have any rubbers I can borrow?"

The look on his face was priceless, it took a minute for him to calm down and then I told him I was really there about the door.

[Big Dad]

[3Hummer]

heres a good one.....take seran wrap or however you spell it and pull it tightly across the toilet seat. When they go to piss bam splashes everywhere, or if they go for a number 2 bounce! haha

[fourfourto]

Ok I forgot about this one.
I worked at a tool repair place in High school.
You take a capacitor (from old car distributer with points,you old guys know what it is)

You get the high tention tester (set to low,set to high you can make a 1 foot arc and it will drop you to the floor)
Charge it up and toss it to someone and SNAP.
We took it a step further and wired it up to a toilet seat....Snap

[Big Dad]

I remember taking some of that really thin copper safety wire...used on guarded switches in the cockpit. You can break it with your hand.

I unplugged the TV at work and wrapped it around 1 prong of the cord to the other and snipped the excess.

Layed the cord on the floor next to the socket and waited a few minutes till mid shift walked in.

After they got the turnover, they decided to watch the boob tube for a while....

Wayne lumbered over and plugged in the booby trap which instantly popped the breaker and let out a sound like somebody shot off a 9mm round!

It turned the plug black and Wayne practically $hit his pants!

[Hmmm2]

Originally Posted by 3Hummer

heres a good one.....take seran wrap or however you spell it and pull it tightly across the toilet seat. When they go to piss bam splashes everywhere, or if they go for a number 2 bounce! haha

I did this one while in college. It worked well. Also, when someone went in the stall to toss a cigarette, it bounced back at them. The next stall had black shoe polish rubbed over the entire black toilet seat .. so when they sat down their rear was circled in black. Of course, I would NEVER do anything like that now.

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by Hmmm2

I did this one while in college. It worked well. Also, when someone went in the stall to toss a cigarette, it bounced back at them. The next stall had black shoe polish rubbed over the entire black toilet seat .. so when they sat down their rear was circled in black. Of course, I would NEVER do anything like that now.

OMG!

I'm a full-time trecherous old retired ba$tard student at this private university...you can bet your A$$ I'll be searching out every stall for the illusive black toilet seat! Gotta run down to Fred Meyers and grab some black polish!

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!