I give up....

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

I give up...the greenies are right: the H2 just sucks way too much gas and is destroying the environment. I'm not going to get rid of my H2, I'll still use it when appropriate....but in the meanwhile I bought this car.

In a few days I'll be 40. In an effort to pre-emptively prevent the onset of Mid-Life-Crisis...I bought this. It's smaller, more aerodynamic and less obtrusive.

[Steve R]

Opppps....forgot to mention one thing:

Gas mileage is 11.4 mpg, for real!

less if your foot gets heavy!

[HummerLvr]

Well I guess this works, just don't expect girls to jump right in it or anything. A proper lady would request for the door to be opened

That is a very nice car, I am sure you will enjoy it. And a have a happy early birthday too!

Ericka

[Steve R]

Where's Folsom???? How many gas-tanks away is that????

[HummerLvr]

Folsom is near Sacramento, about 2 tanks away in a H2. You are more than welcome to come up here and let me drive you car anytime

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerLvr:
Folsom is near Sacramento, about 2 tanks away in a H2. You are more than welcome to come up here and let me drive you car anytime <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wanna drive a 745Li? Lots of room in the back... oh yeah, (damn) you're married. Ever think of a trial separation... say for like 2 hours or so?

[HummerJohn]

Drty,

Well now, I don't think Ericka has time for you...but I sure have 2 or 3 hours for ya. I hope you like big boys, cuz I have a big bottle of Viagra to try out and 6 gallons of lube. Ericka says that I'm pretty limber too, so I'm betting that we can make some great use of that back seat in the 745. You bring the car, I'll bring the slip-n-slide and the naked twister and we'll meet in the middle.

PS, thanks for posting the Wife Rules. My wife finally knows her place...in the shower with a beer ready and a steak cookin on the bbq.

Oh Steve, by the way, very nice car. I'm hoping that my loving wife will be purchasing a 911 in the near future for me for my commute to work.

[DennisAJC]

DOOOOOOOH!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HummerJohn:
HummerJohn's Homosexual advances have been deleted from this post for obvious reasons.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, dude, that's not normal. Your HummerJohn name is now going to be synonymous with gay prostitution. You've got some repressed issued that are quickly becoming not so repressed.

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
DOOOOOOOH! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well put my Canadian brother

My thread has been soiled by HummerJohn

Moderator, can I get an edit? edit please, edit????...anyone? HELLLOOOOO?????

[Albie]

thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
thats wrong!!!!! next your gonna say your Canadian <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could be alot worst. He might say he's Mexican!

BAAHZING!

[DennisAJC]

BTW,

I think Stevie Boy is on steroids!

Sweet ride buddy.

[ssgharkness020147]

Congrats Steve. But be careful, I know more then one person that bought a Ferrari and now they have several Ferrari's. And yes I am jealous, but at least in a couple of days I'll only be half your age.

[KenP]

Steve, did you lose some weight? Or is it the "TV added 20 lbs" thing?

[Steve R]

Steve got pretty disgusted when we saw himself on tv and realized that fat people don't live very long, have health issues and that continuing to live for the moment and gratifying himself with food was an f-up way of life. Just got sick of being fat.

Mountain biking, racquetball, kayaking, personal trainer 2-3x per week. Eat better, eat less, exercise more. Results happened. MORE satisfying then any car would ever bring. Cholesterol way down w/o drugs, blood-pressure in normal range (w/o drugs), had to get new clothes. Still have a ways to go, but on the right path!!

I just thought it was hilarious that this car actually gets LOWER mpg then the H2. My buddy has a Maranello, he gets about 8 mpg. I suppose we're just destined to consume massive quanitities of gasoline

My other motivation was to get in shape so that IF I ever move on that sex-change operation, DRTY will find me attractive. Lord knows that boy lives to rip on fat chicks!!!!!!!!! Oh well, there's always Dennis...I hear he's not picky.....he love me long time.

[Steve R]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I think Stevie Boy is on steroids! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're NOT steroids...they're just herbal enhancing supplements that can be purchased at any over-the-counter vitamin store.

And it's not "roid-rage"...it's just a natural tendency to be overly aggressive and easily aggitated, slightly paranoid and upset when things don't go perfect.

Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to completlely & utterly lose-it because I got to the bottom of this cereal box and didn't find the toy I wanted!!!!!!1

[jfox]

I think it's time to give up the juice.

J.