|
|
02-22-2005, 10:07 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,060
|
|
and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper
__________________
TAIL RATED!
|
02-22-2005, 10:07 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,060
|
|
and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper
__________________
TAIL RATED!
|
02-22-2005, 10:22 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
Posts: 4,321
|
|
Nice....
__________________
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
|
02-22-2005, 10:27 PM
|
|
Hummer Professional
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NV
Posts: 310
|
|
there's still time to get in on it, only 3 bids, you too could be the proud owner of the "Bumperbortion"
|
02-22-2005, 10:38 PM
|
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Diego CA.
Posts: 851
|
|
Reserve not met. Imagine that. That thing looks like it has a fat lip
So much for the approach angle
|
02-22-2005, 10:53 PM
|
|
Hummer Messiah
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 37,474
|
|
I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it.
__________________
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."---Thomas Jefferson
|
02-22-2005, 10:59 PM
|
|
Hummer Messiah
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
|
|
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.
What do you mean "hate"? I'd love to see a Prius get tagged... by just about anything.
|
02-22-2005, 11:43 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 7,060
|
|
[quote]Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.
Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face?
__________________
TAIL RATED!
|
02-23-2005, 12:41 AM
|
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 81
|
|
I think I'm going to be sick!
|
02-23-2005, 02:00 AM
|
|
Hummer Deity
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 8,750
|
|
me to I think I'm going to be sick. uh
!@#%%%$^& to late. Man that is ugly!
|
02-23-2005, 12:20 PM
|
Hummer Veteran
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Morristown, NJ
Posts: 228
|
|
come on guys...be open minded...its not that bad...you could easily fit two or three strippers dancing on that small platform while your crusing down the strip...
|
02-23-2005, 01:28 PM
|
|
Hummer Messiah
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
|
|
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know what you're talking about.
|
02-23-2005, 02:53 PM
|
|
Hummer Professional
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austin, TX - Hook Em' Horns!
Posts: 463
|
|
The Texas bumpers have been all wrong. Remember Tough Country? Just Awful.
All the manufacturers here have the Ranch Hand design philosophy. Make it big, obnoxious and void of any intelligent design and dumb rednecks will slap it on their Pick ups faster than an impromtu hate crime at a Toby Keith concert.
. . .and then there are those Texans who go and buy Happy Bumpers because it took so long to bring another solution to market.
|
02-23-2005, 03:29 PM
|
|
Hummer Professional
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Port Charlotte, Florida
Posts: 357
|
|
What really sets it off are those $19.95 lights!
__________________
2008 H3 Alpha - Boulder Gray
|
02-23-2005, 06:20 PM
|
|
Hummer Messiah
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
|
|
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!
S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.
I bet it's really made out of papier-mache.
|
02-23-2005, 08:22 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
Posts: 4,321
|
|
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!
S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.
I bet it's really made out of papier-mache. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know you, SFOX and DRTY, have been bidding on that bumper, and now you're on here trying to drive up the price. In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes.
__________________
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
|
02-23-2005, 09:00 PM
|
|
Hummer Messiah
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: PDX
Posts: 2,367,817
|
|
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't stand next to any mud puddles when I'm around.
|
02-23-2005, 09:14 PM
|
|
Hummer Guru
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oregon
Posts: 4,321
|
|
I know what that bumper is for!!! It's an H2 pooper scooper. You air up the back suspension of the H2 and scoop the little Yugo poopers out of your way.
__________________
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
|
Thread Tools |
Search this Thread |
|
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:08 AM.
|