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Reports state Paris found God over the weekend while in jail.

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just cant let her go, can you???
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Reports state Paris found God over the weekend while in jail.

WTF?!?!

I'm sure it sounded like,

"OH GOD!....OH GOD!!!!.....OOOOOOOOOH GOD!!!!"
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Yep, you definetly find out there is a HELL in jail thus if HELL exists then so does God eh?
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She's absolutely delusional. The lezbo sex must be amazing for her.
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"How are you different?" I asked.

"I'm not the same person I was," she said. "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance."
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She thought she might get toy companies to build a kind of Paris Hilton playhouse, where sick children might come, and the toy companies could donate toys.

She has had a person whom she described as a spiritual adviser who said, "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail."

"God," she said, "has released me."


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She is reading newspapers — The LA Times and the Wall Street Journal — and books like "The Secret," "The Power of Now" and the Bible.

When she is not in her room, she can play ping pong.

She said the other women had all been friendly and the guards had been fair.

She wears the prescribed prison garb: an orange or brown jumpsuit.

She is not allowed makeup. She said that her skin was very dry and that she was not allowed cream.

"It doesn't matter," she said, "I'm not that superficial girl. I haven't looked in the mirror since I got here."

She said, "I feel that the purpose of my life is to be where I am. However, usually with a situation like mine, the person serves 10 percent of their time. I have already served 30 percent of my time. I hope if there is overcrowding in the jail, I would be let out before someone with a much more serious crime."

Her mother had earlier told me that Paris said, "I will never again have a drink and drive."

I hope she knows the word recidivism.
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Reports state Paris found God over the weekend while in jail.

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I thought he didn't visit inmates until after one year...
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Paris knelt before me and she found me.



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so sad you have nothing better to do....that kind of sad that makes you want to hug someone and tell them it will be alright...what will all of you do if he does reform...better start thinking of something new to occupy your time...
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she will release a religious album
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Thanks for the interesting info !
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Reports state Paris found God over the weekend while in jail.

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I'm sure!...can just her her!....GOD! That's a Big Cock!
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