Why do H2s suck so hard?

[Coshmi]

Ok let me tell you why I don't like hummers. That snow storm we had in 2010 I was driving my 1988 ford festiva to work and there was a hummer in a snow bank so I pullover and help him out by towing his 3,400lb SUV out of the snow. He thin turns around and speeds away with my car still attached. I found my car on it's roof about 4 miles away! Needless to say my car was totaled and that's why I hate hummers. Now why are almost all hummer owners jerks? and too busy inhaling furious amounts of dick to help a stranded motorist?

[Hummer3]

Maybe you should go back and finish grade school before you try to have a conversation with good people.....duh....

[Coshmi]

Err That doesn't help. And what do you mean?

[H2005]

My 3400 lbs Hummer would suck too if I had one. Try 6500 lbs idiot. Sounds like the jackass trolls are coming back

[slippy]

/troll

[H2R]

You were almost believable till you said "FORD FESTIVA"! Now go back home and try another story...

[Metallic Red]

Guys, Don't waste your time responding to the TROLL...

[Coshmi]

I would Like to say that I'm not trolling, It was inappropriate to say furious amounts of dick that was too much. But still and also He only ripped off the bumper (I was extraditing) But still, He did damage my very small very under powered Festiva. after I helped him out of the drift.