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#1
06-29-2006, 12:45 AM
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greeting cards that you never saw.
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After meeting you . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . I changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . ..
(inside of card)
.. . . That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . Will you take the knife from my back? You'll need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . Someone other than you.
6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age!
(inside of card)
.. . . Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time . . .
(inside of card)
.. . What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you .
(inside of card)
.. . . It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. . .
(inside of card)
.. . . Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only
one life jacket . .
(inside of card)
.. . . I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(. . . Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West
Virginia.)
14. Looking back all the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
(inside of card)
.. . . Too bad no one likes your husband.
16. How could two people as beautiful as you . . .
inside of card)
.. . . Have such an ugly baby!
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#2
06-29-2006, 01:01 AM
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Re: greeting cards that you never saw.
#5
06-29-2006, 06:17 AM
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Re: greeting cards that you never saw.
#6
06-29-2006, 06:58 AM
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Re: greeting cards that you never saw.
Good fun.
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#7
06-29-2006, 07:09 AM
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Posts: 2,980
Re: greeting cards that you never saw.
Those are great!!!
#8
06-29-2006, 02:54 PM
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Re: greeting cards that you never saw.
Someone shoudl find the "Dr. Suess" titles that never got published. Fine, I'll do it.
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