Hummer Forums by Elcova  
Forums - Home
Source Decals

Source Motors
Custom. Accessories.

H2 Accessories
H3 Accessories
Other Vehicles

H2 Source

H2 Member Photos
H2 Owners Map
H2 Classifieds
H2 Photo Gallery
SUT Photo Gallery
H2 Details

H2 Club

Chapters
Application

H3 Source

H3 Member Photos
H3 Classifieds
H3 Photo Gallery
H3 Owners Map
H3 Details
H3T Concept

H1 Source

H1 Member Photos
H1 Classifieds
H1 Photo Gallery
H1 Details

General Info

Hummer Dealers
Contact
Advertise

Sponsored Ads










 


Source Motors - custom. accessories.


Go Back   Hummer Forums by Elcova > ETC. Forums > General Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-20-2008, 06:59 PM
bparker's Avatar
bparker bparker is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dallas, TX USA
Posts: 2,314
bparker is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Condoms

A man was in a long line at Wal-mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size?'

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and then called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was an 18-year-old virgin. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...





'Cleanup, Register 5.'
__________________
http://www.tahoeforum.com
http://www.motoforum.com
"Life Is Sexually Transmitted"
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-20-2008, 11:08 PM
wpage's Avatar
wpage wpage is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Stouts Creek
Posts: 4,192
wpage is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Condoms

Thats why you should aways wear a condom at Wal Mart
__________________
"For God so loved the world he gave his only son that whoever believe in him would not perish but have everlasting life. "
(John 3:16)
2006 H3 Slate Blue,Header,Jacked,CAI,Toyo35's,HHO.
Priors...
Explorer
Commander
71 Vette
You Name it!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-21-2008, 07:42 AM
frenzy1's Avatar
frenzy1 frenzy1 is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Europe, Belgium, Waregem
Posts: 5,280
frenzy1 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Condoms

__________________
http://hummertruckworld.tenmagazines...lery.ten?id=29

MY TRUCK : NO !
MY DOG : MAYBE
MY WIFE : YES


Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-22-2008, 05:33 PM
Agriv8r's Avatar
Agriv8r Agriv8r is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 5,081
Agriv8r is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: Condoms

Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-22-2008, 06:22 PM
Hummer Aficionado_VT's Avatar
Hummer Aficionado_VT Hummer Aficionado_VT is offline
Hummer Authority
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The user name says it all.
Posts: 1,280
Hummer Aficionado_VT is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Condoms

ROFL!!
__________________
If life gives you lemons, ask for a more practical fruit.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-23-2008, 08:48 AM
Hmmm2's Avatar
Hmmm2 Hmmm2 is offline
Hummer Guru
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Out West
Posts: 2,539
Hmmm2 is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Condoms

( )
__________________
2008 H2 Graystone Metallic
2006 H3 Black (sold)
previously known as Hmmm3
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:45 AM.


Powered by vBulletin Version 3.0.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.