3:09AM Eastern

[BlueHUMMERH2]

What a night. Broke up with the girl I was seeing because she was trying to use me to make her other boy interest jealous. Then I tried to talk to a girl at the bar who totally ignored me. Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling. And the girl before her is telling me she's still not over me.... My best friend just decided it's time to dump her b/f too. What a night.... At least I got to hang out with my buddies for a few hours at the bar, but I smell like a nasty cigarette.



So I have a GMID that expires February 01, 2007. What should I do?

[DRTYFN]

You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.

[BlueHUMMERH2]

I just called the girl who won't stop calling. She can hardly make sentences, and she's got two random guys at her house, and wants me to come over. Cool....

[BlueHUMMERH2]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.

Haha, he can be my "daddy"

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2

Haha, he can be my "daddy"

You could get matching feather dusters.

[HummBob]

I thought you were Gay?? Not that there's anything wrong with that

[h2co-pilot]

Guys!?

Aubs,

You won't read this for awhile since it's a peachy 7:30 or so Friday morning. But hopefully you didn't go over to her house. It sounds like it was a wild night and everyone was just drunk.

Going out at bars on a Thursday night can only bring you trouble, everyone there is either really immature, desperate or trying to find themselves- or all 3. Alcohol does strange things to people anyway, so it's a cocktail for disaster. It is nearly impossible to hold onto a relationship while going bar hopping- on a weeknight.

I would evaluate things later on today or tomorrow. You and your best friend might want to think about getting your stuff in order and decide if whether one of your significant others is worth going back to. Is it someone you would marry, bring home to your parents etc...? You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar. They could be a great person, but not at that moment, maybe only collect a phone number- no kissing or mingling and certainly not humping.


Then when you figure out what you want in a person or in life and are truly happy with yourself- go to a bookstore, coffee shop, volunteer somewhere or ** insert other place/group (that doesn't serve alcohol)** so that "the one" or at least a mature individual to have fun with- will find you. And fer gawd's sake- don't take them to a bar.

And stay away from needy chicks!

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2

Haha, he can be my "daddy"

You're too old for RYD. You must be pre-pubescent to qualify.

[GLBLWARMR]

Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2

What a night. Broke up with the girl I was seeing because she was trying to use me to make her other boy interest jealous. Then I tried to talk to a girl at the bar who totally ignored me. Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling. And the girl before her is telling me she's still not over me....

While reading this I am hearing all the soap opera tunes going off in my head.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Well I was going to say something, but I think I will keep my mouth shut on this one.

[GLBLWARMR]

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

Well I was going to say something, but I think I will keep my mouth shut on this one.

WOW. A woman with an opinion and isn't going to share it. I think I have seen it all now. J/K

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR

WOW. A woman with an opinion and isn't going to share it. I think I have seen it all now. J/K

You are not kidding, but its the Christmas season, so I will let it go. But in the New Year, watch out. I will mess you up.

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.

truer words have never been said

[PARAGON]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Guys!?

Aubs,

You won't read this for awhile since it's a peachy 7:30 or so Friday morning. But hopefully you didn't go over to her house. It sounds like it was a wild night and everyone was just drunk.

Going out at bars on a Thursday night can only bring you trouble, everyone there is either really immature, desperate or trying to find themselves- or all 3. Alcohol does strange things to people anyway, so it's a cocktail for disaster. It is nearly impossible to hold onto a relationship while going bar hopping- on a weeknight.

I would evaluate things later on today or tomorrow. You and your best friend might want to think about getting your stuff in order and decide if whether one of your significant others is worth going back to. Is it someone you would marry, bring home to your parents etc...? You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar. They could be a great person, but not at that moment, maybe only collect a phone number- no kissing or mingling and certainly not humping.


Then when you figure out what you want in a person or in life and are truly happy with yourself- go to a bookstore, coffee shop, volunteer somewhere or ** insert other place/group (that doesn't serve alcohol)** so that "the one" or at least a mature individual to have fun with- will find you. And fer gawd's sake- don't take them to a bar.

And stay away from needy chicks!

Feeling a little foolish now?

[f5fstop]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

You and RYD should shack up together. You 2 would make a nice pair. He's an attention whore & you're a drama queen.

Not sure why, but this was the funniest thing I have heard in a week.....

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by BlueHUMMERH2

Now the girl I just broke up with won't stop texting me or calling.

Is this "girl" the wife that left you Colorado a few month ago? Do you ever speak a grain of truth in anything you say?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.

That's not true and is dictated only by the time frame of the holding period. For instance, some girls have little holding power, so you just screw 'em and tell them to get the hell out of the house.

Others, with strong holding powers, ie: chefs, should be held onto until the morning. You can have sex with these gals again and they can make you breakfast. Then you can kick her out.

Last of the group are the chicks with super-strong holding power. This group is good for CES, breakfast, CES and a good vacuuming. But always, always kick 'em out.

Keep your head up and make sure you get the right coochy for the circumstances. It makes a world of difference.

Edit: I forgot to mention the ones that have ZERO, ZIP ZILCH holding power. Just tag members of this group in the bathroom and leave 'em there with a handful of bleachy toilet paper.

[frenzy1]

HUMMER SOAP OPERA

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.

I'm not sure I agree with that.

PROOF: http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=23235

[BlueHUMMERH2]

The "girl" is not my soon-to-be-ex wife. She's off living with her b/f, sapping the life out of him. She lost her H3 to stupidity and the repo man, her car her father gave her died, and she's moved in with this dude and is working at a retail outlet store with her photography certificate... I haven't talked to her in a while. It's depressing, and she always wants something....

See, the problems stem from Myspace. All my friends, who I'm very happy to have met, we've all pretty much met on Myspace. And we meet our dates on Myspace. And we decide when we're going to hang out on Myspace... It's very strange. And then all of us don't like to date people who don't have Myspace because we can't be nosy and look at where we are on their friends lists....

I'm leaving for school in about a month, so I think that will be a much better place to find women. I know there will be many more "keepers" there. Thank you for the advice though CP. I have to agree that you're probably right.

What would you guys do without me? I provide endless entertainment, much at my own expense!