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<H2 align=center>50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator </H2>


  1. <LI>Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    <LI>Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of the Kleenex to the other
    passengers.
    <LI>Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up,
    dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!'
    <LI>Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
    <LI>Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    <LI>On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    <LI>Shave.
    <LI>Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: 'Got
    enough air in there?'
    <LI>Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

    <LI>Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
    off.
    <LI>When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
    act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    <LI>Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
    <LI>Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
    call you Admiral.
    <LI>One word: flatulence!
    <LI>On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until
    you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
    <LI>Do Tai Chi exercises.
    <LI>Stare, grinning, at other passengers for a while, and then announce 'I've
    got new socks on!'
    <LI>When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh not now, damn
    motion sickness.'
    <LI>Give religious tracts to each passenger.
    <LI>Meow occasionally.
    <LI>Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    <LI>Frown, mutter 'Gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
    <LI>Show the other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    <LI>Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
    <LI>Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
    <LI>Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.
    <LI>Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!'
    and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    <LI>Burp and then say 'mmm...tasty!'
    <LI>Leave a box between the doors.
    <LI>Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the buttons for them.
    <LI>Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
    <LI>Start a singalong.
    <LI>When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
    <LI>Play the harmonica.
    <LI>Shadow box.
    <LI>Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
    <LI>Lean against the button panel.
    <LI>Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
    <LI>Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    <LI>Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
    passengers that this is your 'personal space'.
    <LI>bring a chair along.
    <LI>Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger : 'Wanna see wha in muh
    mouf?'
    <LI>Blow soap bubbles.
    <LI>Pull gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    <LI>Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
    <LI>Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    <LI>Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
    <LI>Wear 'X-ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    <LI>Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
    <LI>If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch'
    </LI>
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<H2 align=center>50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator </H2>


  1. <LI>Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    <LI>Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of the Kleenex to the other
    passengers.
    <LI>Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up,
    dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!'
    <LI>Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
    <LI>Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    <LI>On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    <LI>Shave.
    <LI>Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: 'Got
    enough air in there?'
    <LI>Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

    <LI>Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
    off.
    <LI>When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
    act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    <LI>Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'
    <LI>Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
    call you Admiral.
    <LI>One word: flatulence!
    <LI>On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until
    you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
    <LI>Do Tai Chi exercises.
    <LI>Stare, grinning, at other passengers for a while, and then announce 'I've
    got new socks on!'
    <LI>When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh not now, damn
    motion sickness.'
    <LI>Give religious tracts to each passenger.
    <LI>Meow occasionally.
    <LI>Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    <LI>Frown, mutter 'Gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
    <LI>Show the other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    <LI>Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
    <LI>Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
    <LI>Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.
    <LI>Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!'
    and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    <LI>Burp and then say 'mmm...tasty!'
    <LI>Leave a box between the doors.
    <LI>Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the buttons for them.
    <LI>Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.
    <LI>Start a singalong.
    <LI>When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'
    <LI>Play the harmonica.
    <LI>Shadow box.
    <LI>Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
    <LI>Lean against the button panel.
    <LI>Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
    <LI>Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    <LI>Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
    passengers that this is your 'personal space'.
    <LI>bring a chair along.
    <LI>Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger : 'Wanna see wha in muh
    mouf?'
    <LI>Blow soap bubbles.
    <LI>Pull gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    <LI>Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
    <LI>Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    <LI>Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
    <LI>Wear 'X-ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    <LI>Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
    <LI>If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch'
    </LI>
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