Paris Hilton Going To Jail!!!

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Originally Posted by KenP

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She won't be doing this while she's in there.

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Maybe she'll meet a nice mulleted Lezbo in there.

yeechhh

[KenP]

Eeekk, I just got the shivers.

[f5fstop]

Originally Posted by Agriv8r

are you talking about the vehicle, or the other HUMMER????

I would never make an assumption that such a nice young lady would do the "Hummer" act on a man of the law. I have to assume that since she is single, she is still a virgin. Why would I doubt otherwise?

[bparker]

I still dont buy it. Every person should have to suffer the same law/consequences that the rest of us endure..

All she had to do was not drive - the bitch is rich - hire a driver - or just dont work as she doesnt need the money - so obviously she thinks she is "above" it thus put her in general pop.

I agree with F5 as she will most certianly appeal and probably win.

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Umm... because she will likely be tormented more than normal or maybe even murdered simply because she is a celebrity? And it will be about 9000x more publicized than it normally would be. Protests will take over and require a $3+ trillion (tax) dollar revamp of the prison system and her family would sue the country?

[Agriv8r]

Originally Posted by f5fstop

I would never make an assumption that such a nice young lady would do the "Hummer" act on a man of the law. I have to assume that since she is single, she is still a virgin. Why would I doubt otherwise?

my mistake, i apologize...

[The ArchiTexan]

What's the point of having money if you can't stay out of jail? Crud! You might as well be POOR! Sheez!

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