Politically Correct Christmas greetings...

[LoLo]

For My Liberal Democrat Friends: (although few and VERY far between...)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">And, now MORE importantly...</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!!!</span>

[LoLo]

For My Liberal Democrat Friends: (although few and VERY far between...)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">And, now MORE importantly...</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!!!</span>

[Efrain]

Witty wishes!
And a Merry Christmas to you too.

[ChuckE]

In short, Happy Festivus!

[dochummer]

FOR THE REST OF US!

[Marcmedic]

First we'll start with the airing of grievances...SOME OF YOU HAVE REALLY PISSED ME OFF THIS YEAR!!!

Quite possibly the best Seinfeld episode of all time.

[h2co-pilot]

That reminds me. I have made a charitable donation in each of your names for the holidays.

[DRTYFN]

Political correctness can blow me. Here's a better "Holiday" message.

[KenP]

Lolo, very good!

DRTY, even better!