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Old 08-10-2007, 10:23 PM
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No problem. I use Saran wrap.
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Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.
I will personally kill that ass hole if he ruined Jessica Biel.
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Damn, Jeter's dirty.
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A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.
Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.
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I will personally kill that ass hole if he ruined Jessica Biel.

Imagine suckling on Biel's inner thigh and end up sucking on a pusstule boil?
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Imagine suckling on Biel's inner thigh and end up sucking on a pusstule boil?

Yuk!!!
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Damn, Jeter's dirty.
I always knew he was stupid, but didn't realize he was an irresponsible piece of sh*t.
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Jeters a freaking loser!
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Oh my gewdness!

All of Drty's girls have herpes.
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Oh my gewdness!

All of Drty's girls have herpes.


OMFG!!!! Your siggy!!!!!!
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OMG! Yours!
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Both of you turds can gfy. Alba & Biel were the only way I was going to get married.
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Both of you turds can gfy. Alba & Biel were the only way I was going to get married.


What ever happened to the shale whale? You twos seemed happy.

Well it looks like only you were happy. She needed something bigger than a used crayon.
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I sold her to the Eskimo mafia.
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You makin me a cry!!!!!!!!!!!
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This drtyfun is one giant walking herpe. Because like they say, "You are what you eat."
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the one word that rhymes with slurpee and its a bad thing, go figure....
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