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08-16-2008, 09:38 PM
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The Art of Dropping Bombs
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08-16-2008, 11:02 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
Ken,
You are a nasty boy!
Stink bombs are not the end of the world however...
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08-17-2008, 01:35 AM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
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08-17-2008, 07:33 AM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
Lucky...
Mine have been all bark and no bite lately. I think I need some hard boiled eggs and beef jerky.
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08-17-2008, 08:23 AM
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08-17-2008, 12:19 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments
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08-17-2008, 12:35 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
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Originally Posted by D-MAX
i was at the dept. store with my wife, i had just finnished eating a bag of BEEF JERKY. my stomach was reacting as normal and while i was looking at the shoes i let a few go. needless to say i couldn't stand the smell my self . my wife came for me and was suprised from the odor. she didn't know it was me. then these 2 guys walk by and almost fall due to the smell. i'll never forget what they said "ahh dude it smells like sh!t!" while i walked away i couldn't stop laufing. one of my best moments
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08-17-2008, 07:07 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
PICKLED EGGS are the best catalyst !!!!!!!!
or maybe
PICKLED SAUSAGE !
AMMENDED REPORT: Twizzlers are 1st class BOMB MAKERS
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08-18-2008, 05:18 AM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.
After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.
All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.
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08-18-2008, 06:47 AM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
My favorite is when I've crop-dusted an aisle and someone has walked into the WMD and coughed and said "Whoa!!!" then dry heaved.
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08-18-2008, 05:48 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
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Originally Posted by mdoyle
We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.
After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.
All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.
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08-18-2008, 10:28 PM
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Re: The Art of Dropping Bombs
oh man we have these movies at the redhook brewry every thursday, and whenever i drink that stuff, the next morning i am laying waste to everything i walk by.. its like a constant stream of sewer gases out my ass with a 40% chance of sharting.... so i take it easy and tell everyone to think of it as their own when they complain
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