New here and need advice.

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

You couldn't be more wrong Bebe. People goto jail for not asking how old women are.

Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

Sitting on the toilet, getting into character

Dude, relax.

[Bully13]

Originally Posted by HummBebe

Sitting on the toilet, getting into character

damn.... OJ's been on the toilet for a while now...

[HummBebe]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Dude, relax.

K

I just thought that's where he could get some good quality quiet time. That's all.

[HIHUMMER]

Hey Ben! See..I told you your buddy would come to help you!

[HummerHippy]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Is it classy to try to determine age by historical events? ie: Hi Bebe, remember the women's rights protests and bra burnings? Good times, yeah?

Or I suppose you could always just Google them while they are in the bathroom or something. What would you suggest? I'm terrible at guessing ages.

If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

Well Bebe, it's time for me to find a wife. I need one in a very specific age range.

Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help

[lance-n]

Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by lance-n

Glad I already passed "the test"

Here is a pic of my white one!!!

Now you don't live in that trailer do you

You H3 looks great BTW

[lance-n]

That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza. Don't laugh, I just took this pic right now on my camera phone.

[dеiтайожни]

Originally Posted by CO Hummer

Dei, I'm sure your line is "you're at least 13, right?"

Only when I'm in South America.

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

Why don't you ask your buddy the runs the Russian mail order bride service you were going to hook Shaggy up with for help

I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.

Originally Posted by HummerHippy

If you have to ask a woman her age, then don't date her. Either you dig her as you see her or not. Pinning a number on it shouldn't change a thing.

Even if it's for medical experiments? Btw - I never said anything about dating.

[Connie_Chung]

Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by lance-n

That is the CFE. The electric company!!!
This is the little view from the terraza.

I was kidding but nice view you have there

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I already have 2, plus Shaggy's, since he lied on his application. Said he owned a Hummer.

Excuse me, I don't recall you offering any of the extras to those who also live near the mouse house

[lance-n]

Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!!

[HummerNewbie]

Originally Posted by lance-n

Come to Cabo, there are more EXTRAS here than *almost* anywhere else I have ever been. Tough place to be married!!!! Glad I am hopelessly in love with my wife!!!

Let me guess, the wife reads the forum

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.

[usetosellhummer]

Nice thread, LOL I'm too late for the creative input it looks like.
Oh and on women, older is better, and it's only skin no mater how you label it. (dude who served in the fed pen gets gredit for the skin line)

[The Juice]

Originally Posted by Connie_Chung

Juice,
PM me. Maybe we could hook up sometime.

Sure thing princess. We can have a threesome with Maury........squeeze........

[usetosellhummer]

ahhhh so connie and the juice are the same, Been using that Heissman for some extra credit with the ladies in FL? hows your swing ?

[lance-n]

Originally Posted by HummerNewbie

Let me guess, the wife reads the forum

Never been down there but would love to. My grandfather used to spend a lot of time down there before it got so touristy. Loved the fishing so much down there he ended up buying several chart boats.

she has seen me on the forum and i have shared some of the posts with her, but i don't think she really cares about a vehicle forum. she did laugh her ass off at that hornblasters video. we both dont really care for cats and that catspasm was one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time.

which charter boats? are they still here? i was a boat captain while studying to be an accountant (far more exciting career!) (that is the closest icon for a yawn)