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Old 05-18-2007, 03:54 AM
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Default 22 Ways to Be a Good Democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support
abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat than US nuclear weapons technology
in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected
by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack
of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same
kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of
his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain
only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees
are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria
Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist,
but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is
a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people
haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong
in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
drag, transvestites, and beastiality should be constitutionally
protected, but manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding
by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the
United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers
off on Christmas Day, but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
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Old 05-18-2007, 07:40 AM
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Default Re: 22 Ways to Be a Good Democrat

AMEN !
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Default Re: 22 Ways to Be a Good Democrat

ain't that the truth
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