Boys will be boys ...

[Wisha Haddan H3]

You will find out interesting things when you have sons, like

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[Racer-X]

Originally Posted by Wisha Haddan H3

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

I got this list months ago and yes, I tried it.

[Racer-X]

LMAO!

[Donkey_Kong]

You're a moron. Now excuse me while I drink a glass of bleach.

[Racer-X]

Originally Posted by Donkey_Kong

You're a moron. Now excuse me while I drink a glass of bleach.

I've been called worse by better.

[Donkey_Kong]

Originally Posted by Racer-X

I've been called worse by better.

Not you. Your band has some cool music though. You the lead?

Sounds like good deadly fun.

[deserth3]

Originally Posted by Donkey_Kong

You're a moron. Now excuse me while I drink a glass of bleach.

If you drink brake fluid with that will the smoke come out of your ears??

[Racer-X]

Originally Posted by Donkey_Kong

Not you. Your band has some cool music though. You the lead?

hahaha - I think I figured out who DK is.

[ree]

No you haven't.

[The Juice]

Originally Posted by ree

No you haven't.

X2. Nigga has no clue. And stain sux.

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by Racer-X

I got this list months ago and yes, I tried it.

And?

[ree]

Originally Posted by The Juice

X2. Nigga has no clue. And stain sux.

Stain is what was left by Nicole's blood on the sidewalk. You mean Staind sux.

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Racer-X

I've been called worse by better.

I love that line. I have used it a few times. Always seems to get a "WTF?" kind of look out of people.

[Racer-X]

Originally Posted by The Juice

And stain sux.

Agreed - I hate stains on my clothes.

Oh - were you reffering to Staind? In that case - GFY!

[Racer-X]

damn - ree beat me to it.

[ShaggyX]

Originally Posted by Racer-X

Agreed - I hate stains on my clothes.

Oh - were you reffering to Staind? In that case - GFY!

Staind sucks too.

[Donkey_Kong]

Originally Posted by ShaggyX

I love that line. I have used it a few times. Always seems to get a "WTF?" kind of look out of people.

I use that line before I slam them down on the pavement. You must be a scrapper shaggy.

Staind has some cool tracks on that site. IMHO that band will be big in a few years if not months.

[The Juice]

Is Aaron having an epileptic seizure? Homey looks fruity.

That's what happens when crackas try and act black.