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Guns N' Roses Lyrics Cause Teacher to Lock Self in Classroom

Thursday, December 13, 2007


ROXBURY, Conn. — Karaoke can be scary, but threatening?
A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker.

State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N' Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

Police say one of them sang "Welcome to the Jungle" into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics "You're in the jungle baby; you're gonna die."

The teenagers were cuffed for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They didn't realize anyone else was in the school at the time. No charges will be filed, said state police Sgt. Brian Ness.


***I keep LMAO wondering if they got to the "Sha na na na na na na na na na na..... knees!...knees!...." part.

[frenzy1]

[NewHummerGuy]

***I keep LMAO wondering if they got to the "Sha na na na na na na na na na na..... knees!...knees!...." part.

[KenP]

That's pretty damn funnay!

[jmsspratlin]

Originally Posted by KenP

That's pretty damn funnay!

That is funny

[BKLYNH2]

I think I'm gonna cry!

[Big Dad]

Thats fricken funny!

[DennisAJC]

OMG THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

There are worst lyrics out there. Imagine if he sang "The Sickness" by Disturbed.

can you feel that

aww ****...

O-WA-A-A-A
O-WA-A-A-A

aw aw
aw aw
aw aw

drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken, your servant, I kneel
(will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human
side is slowly changing in me
(will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own reflection,
When suddenly it changes,
Violently it changes
Oh, no. There is no turning back now,
you've woken up the demon in me.

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You ****a get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me


I can see inside you, the sickness is rising,
don't try to deny what you feel.
(will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has
died and is decaying in me.
(will you give in to me?)
It seems you're having some trouble,
in dealing with these changes, living with these changes.
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
now that you've woken up the demon in me.

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You ****a get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

And when I dream,
And when I dream,
And when I dream,
NOT WHEN I DREAM!

No Mommy, dont do it, dont do it again, Ill be a good boy Ill be a good boy, I promise, no mommy dont hit me OW! why do ya have to hit me like that mommy DONT DO IT YOUR HURTING ME OW Ow! why do you have to be such a bitch
why dont you
Why cant you just **** off and DIE!
Why cant you just **** off and DIE!
Why cant you just leave me here and DIE!
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
**** YOU
I dont need this **** you stupid sadistic abusive ****ing whore
would you like to see how it feels mommy here it comes get ready to DIE



O-WA-A-A-A

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You ****a get up, come on get down with the sickness!

madness has now come over me!

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

OMG THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

There are worst lyrics out there. Imagine if he sang "The Sickness" by Disturbed.

Easy there big fella, there's too many of those crusty old bastard$ on this forum...you might scare them off!

Oh and thanks for getting:

"Get up, come on get down with the sickness" "O-WA-A-A-A
O-WA-A-A-A
aw aw
aw aw
aw aw"

all stuck in my head and $hit!

Glad the finals are out of the way it's time for my buddy...Glenn!

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by Big Dad

Glad the finals are out of the way it's time for my buddy...Glenn!

Is his last name Livet or Fiddich? I may know them.

[Big Dad]

Fiddich of course!

[3Hummer]

and had they have sang All Over You by The Spill Canvas every girl in the school woulda felt sorry for em and all want to go out with him...

and had he have song the first verse to Time Of Dying by Three Days Grace theyd think he was dying
"On the ground I lay
Motionless in pain
I can see my life flashing before my eyes
Did I fall asleep?
Is this all a dream
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare"

or had he been singing the backround lyrics toward the end of the Bad Religion song Infected they would have thought that he was like the devil coming for her

"I want to tie you, crucify you,
kneel before you, revile your body,
you and me, we're made in heaven,
I want to take you, I want to break you,
supplicate you, are incurable,
I want to bathe you in holy water I want to kill you,
upon the alter"

i could go on and on and on... see what happens when things are misinterpreted

[bparker]

ROFL......................