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Originally posted by Steve R:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
BAAHAHAHA!!!! Bastard.  
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After seeing the movie Titanic, I so very prefer the term "bastardo".... 
Tell you what Dennis, my Canadian friend: you like her so much, I buy her for you! Add her to your collection! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've printed a copy of your post.
Have her ready at the border within the week or I'll sue you. That and I'll unleash Alec's dog on you....The blind one.
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03-06-2006, 01:04 AM
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Sorry to hear dude. If I'd know, I wouldn't have said it.
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03-06-2006, 02:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
I also think that may be a good photochop. Is she that wide? Legs that thick?
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Yes, she is. I've seen other pictures of her thickness.
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Is that an Arby's roast beef sandwich tucked into her panties?
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You had to say it, didn't you? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good job with taking my roast beef one step further, completing the effect.
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03-06-2006, 02:28 AM
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I would hit it with a baseball bat, but thats it. I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.
Did I just say that out loud?
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03-06-2006, 03:25 AM
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Please imagine something witty, entertaining or funny here. I gotz nothin' & I can't find a single thread to add or participate in.
Crap...it's come to this:
Dennis, attack me. I'll get all bent out of shape & weird about it, write some novels. You can get all creative with photoshop....ought to be good for a few days eh?
Btw...remember about 2 weeks ago when my H2 got broken into? Well....someone did try to break in (as evident from the pic of the door) and it was right about that same time as my wallet was missing. But as luck turned-out, my wallet was found in my pants that I wore right around that same period. Stupid nanny wandered into my closet and saw fit to hang them up.
But had someone broken in, I bet he was likely a lowly Canadian (there's your incentive Dennis).....
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03-06-2006, 03:30 AM
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Steve,
I'll be travelling to L.A. in the next few to see H2F. We must get together.
You still have that Ferrari?
I must admit that it's beautiful that Shaggy admits to being a virgin. Way to use anal sex as a loop hole.
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03-06-2006, 04:29 AM
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Alec = 
Steve, what's up? Nice to see you're still harassing Dennis.
Dennis, I want to go to CA sometime. I sure as hell don't want to move to that nasty ole' place, but I'd visit.
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03-06-2006, 05:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Steve R:
Please imagine something witty, entertaining or funny here. I gotz nothin' & I can't find a single thread to add or participate in.
Crap...it's come to this:
Dennis, attack me. I'll get all bent out of shape & weird about it, write some novels. You can get all creative with photoshop....ought to be good for a few days eh?
Btw...remember about 2 weeks ago when my H2 got broken into? Well....someone did try to break in (as evident from the pic of the door) and it was right about that same time as my wallet was missing. But as luck turned-out, my wallet was found in my pants that I wore right around that same period. Stupid nanny wandered into my closet and saw fit to hang them up.
But had someone broken in, I bet he was likely a lowly Canadian (there's your incentive Dennis).....
Stupid Canadians, they're all the same!!!!
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Here... I'll help you. I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000.  |
03-06-2006, 11:41 AM
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why is Ken a hummer GURU? I don't understand. he was a hummer MESSIAH.
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03-06-2006, 12:05 PM
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Good point. Looks like he padded his way right past Drty into 1st place.
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03-06-2006, 01:52 PM
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originally posted by Shaggy,
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I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.
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Well then, my theory about you is correct.....you really are nothing more than a "Smoked Up Sausage Smoker"  |
03-06-2006, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
originally posted by Shaggy,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I would rather die a virgin then screw that nasty b1tch.
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Well then, my theory about you is correct.....you really are nothing more than a "Smoked Up Sausage Smoker" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You are a meanie. |
03-06-2006, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
why is Ken a hummer GURU? I don't understand. he was a hummer MESSIAH.
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What are you talking about?
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03-06-2006, 04:32 PM
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I wish I was a guru.
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03-06-2006, 04:50 PM
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You will get there one day, my son.
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03-07-2006, 12:41 AM
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03-07-2006, 04:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I'll be travelling to L.A. in the next few to see H2F. We must get together.
You still have that Ferrari?
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That'd be cool. Maybe Alec will come down and we could do something stupid like...go off-roading???? or would you prefer to re-enact the recent popular Enzo crash scene?
Seriously...let me know if you are coming, that'd be neat to finally meet the Canadian legend 
I still have the "F-car"...it's so funny when it comes time to pick-up the mail: with the H2 I have to reach way out & downward...then carefully withdraw the mail so none of it falls off to the side & on the ground. With the F-car I have to reach way upwards and try to grab it all so it won't come cascading down on me. Either vehicle it's a pain. Then my wife just drives up in her car, reaches straight-out and just removes it with ease. Either I'm too tall or too short with my cars when it comes to getting the mail the lazy-man's way. I should do like Drty and just have the butler do it.
Dennis....you let me know if you're comin' to town!!! That goes for any of you regulars!
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03-07-2006, 04:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I just saw the HMR mag from 3rd quarter. You've been chugging WeightGain 4000.
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Yeah....but instead of working my bi's, tri's & quad's...I've been focusing more on my "stomach muscle".
Dude...you're about to break 13,000 frigin posts, wonder what your finger muscles look like. Maybe you could join that band, FINGERBANG? |
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