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h2co-pilot

02-23-2006, 06:33 PM

Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

02-23-2006, 06:33 PM

frank6150

02-23-2006, 06:48 PM

Blow me.

frank6150

02-23-2006, 06:49 PM

Then make me a sammich.

frank6150

02-23-2006, 06:50 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

frank6150

02-23-2006, 06:52 PM

CP I'm bummed you aren't gonna be at Paragon. I would have enjoyed a good old fashioned photo war with you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

By the way... You didn't offer enough money. That is all! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HummerNewbie

02-23-2006, 06:56 PM

Well then...I guess I won't be your beer bitch in Tellico now!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Did you know like the come back of the "For the Guys" thread? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Why aren't you going to Paragon?

CO Hummer

02-23-2006, 07:18 PM

CP,
You should not post unless you're posted to first.

Sewie

02-23-2006, 07:36 PM

CP, you say that like its a bad thing. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Marcmedic

02-23-2006, 09:24 PM

You'd best have typed that from either the kitchen or the laundry room! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DarthKarl

02-23-2006, 09:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
CP, you say that like its a bad thing. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2

Wearing the title with pride http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mrs.ssippi

02-23-2006, 09:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2, amen sister!

PARAGON

02-23-2006, 09:52 PM

Adam in CO

02-23-2006, 10:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
Blow me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

X2

Adam in CO

02-23-2006, 10:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:
Then make me a sammich. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

X3 (I'm hungry)

Mrs.ssippi

02-23-2006, 11:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!

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No, seriously, blow me.... then make me a sammich. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

what would you like on your sammich?

Marcmedic

02-23-2006, 11:55 PM

Well, no mayo if you just finished the blow job and were sent to the kitchen against your will... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP

02-24-2006, 12:18 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by frank6150:

By the way... You didn't offer enough money. That is all! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>She didn't have to offer me any money. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 12:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Sexist Pricks. Just gandering through today's off-topic, Chumps. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

That is all.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2, amen sister! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Blow me!

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No, seriously, blow me.... then make me a sammich. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

what would you like on your sammich? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VTSTOMPER

02-24-2006, 12:22 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...and I thought she thought I was cool...

h2co-pilot

02-24-2006, 12:42 AM

http://overtorqued.net/forum/images/smilies/lmfao.gif No....http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/7511091261/inlineimg/Y/lickmahpussy.gif ...then rub my feet.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP

02-24-2006, 12:45 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
http://overtorqued.net/forum/images/smilies/lmfao.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Camera is ready. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

h2co-pilot

02-24-2006, 12:48 AM

Schweet.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Call me Bish.

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 12:52 AM

Proud members of the

http://www.4alfalfa.com/ImagesMain/Commentary/photohemanshirt.jpg

Sewie

02-24-2006, 03:44 AM

http://roadsidephotos.sabr.org/postcards/sx1.jpg

Sewie

02-24-2006, 03:50 AM

And fetch my slippers!

KenP

02-24-2006, 04:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
http://roadsidephotos.sabr.org/postcards/sx1.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>HAHA. That's perfect for H2Finally!!!!

DRTYFN

02-24-2006, 05:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Proud members of the

http://www.4alfalfa.com/ImagesMain/Commentary/photohemanshirt.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Klaus

02-24-2006, 12:25 PM

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 01:37 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Proud members of the

http://www.4alfalfa.com/ImagesMain/Commentary/photohemanshirt.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6121032261/inlineimg/Y/****.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PARAGON

02-24-2006, 02:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
http://roadsidephotos.sabr.org/postcards/sx1.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>HAHA. That's perfect for H2Finally!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Agreed

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 03:01 PM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8547~Happy-Bunny-I-Love-Boys-Posters.jpg

CO Hummer

02-24-2006, 03:24 PM

Bebe,
Don't you have some clothes to go wash?

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 03:48 PM

No, got it all done last night http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

After my full 9 1/2 hour day at work, cooked dinner, helped with homework, cleaned the kitchen, did three loads of laundry, washed, dried, folded, hung and put away.

CO Hummer

02-24-2006, 03:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
No, got it all done last night http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

After my full 9 1/2 hour day at work, cooked dinner, helped with homework, cleaned the kitchen, did three loads of laundry, washed, dried, folded, hung and put away. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Great. Now I have that "I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan..." jingle in my head.

Kellen

02-24-2006, 04:13 PM

I respectfully refrain from commenting on this subject.

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 04:17 PM

These might help you out CO....

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Jan. 9, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 week s, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Sa turday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The La! undry Ha mper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To ! Your Sig nificant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's @ noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Kellen

02-24-2006, 05:11 PM

Humbebe,
You are I should get together sometime. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 05:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kellen:
Humbebe,
You are I should get together sometime. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No thanks,........

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM1155~Ugly-Sad-Posters.jpg

Kellen

02-24-2006, 05:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
No thanks,........
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just for a few laughs. no?

HummBebe

02-24-2006, 09:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
No, got it all done last night http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

After my full 9 1/2 hour day at work, cooked dinner, helped with homework, cleaned the kitchen, did three loads of laundry, washed, dried, folded, hung and put away. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Great. Now I have that "I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan..." jingle in my head. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And never ever let you forget you're a Man.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

westhillsat

02-25-2006, 05:23 AM

Where's our dinner???

Albie

02-25-2006, 06:08 PM

h2co-pilot

02-25-2006, 08:41 PM

I love that thread. It is a tribute to the male species.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I was speaking more of the cooking, yapping, how we drive tawk that was going on that day.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CampMaster

02-25-2006, 11:24 PM

http://www.cyber-heritage.co.uk/ww2women/din.jpg

CampMaster

02-25-2006, 11:26 PM

Here is an actual guide...
Housekeeping Monthly's The good wife's guide (http://people.csail.mit.edu/lodrion/Pictures/Fun/good_wife.jpg) <--<< linked

http://static.flickr.com/13/18916759_16b20515cb.jpg

CampMaster

02-25-2006, 11:29 PM

This is one hell of a sexy look!

http://www.oncocoscorner.com/baby/Photos/me_barefoot.jpg

westhillsat

02-26-2006, 04:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CampMaster:
Here is an actual guide...
Housekeeping Monthly's The good wife's guide (http://people.csail.mit.edu/lodrion/Pictures/Fun/good_wife.jpg) <--<< linked

http://static.flickr.com/13/18916759_16b20515cb.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was looking for that last night. Someone sent that as an email a while back, it's so funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DRTYFN

02-26-2006, 04:35 AM

HummBebe...

Marcmedic

02-26-2006, 04:50 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CampMaster:
This is one hell of a sexy look!

http://www.oncocoscorner.com/baby/Photos/me_barefoot.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Needs a shorter dress. Plus, WTF is the trash still doing in the house??? It's not going to take itself out!

h2co-pilot

02-26-2006, 01:05 PM

Now, keep in mind that I truly do not oppose the original Good Housekeeping article. I like staying at home and think that it is very important to our society and family structure. If a man works and you stay home it is important to take good care of him, keep his spirit alive and make the fruits of his labor available to him as they were intended as reward for his hard work. Thus a successful man= more monetary fulfillment, happy home and environment for healthy happy children= better society etc. Plus, you get taken care of -manicures cars and puppies.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

If it is advantagous for both to work then get a maid or share chores and invest in proper childcare.

But I found rebuttle to the article this morning:http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

A Good Husband Should:

* Always make getting and keeping a full-time job with regular raises, benefits, bonuses and the potential for prestigious advancement your number one priority in life. Remember always that you have a wife and children who need your financial support, and that it is your responsibility to provide for them to the best of your ability.

* Always arrive home refreshed and happy - put your bad day or your confrontation with your boss, the traffic, the crowds or the physical exhaustion you might feel aside and try to arrive home as cheery and lighthearted as you possibly can. Your wife has been struggling with the children and the housework all day, she does not need to hear about how bad your day was.

* Be prepared to help with household chores when you get home - let your wife relax or talk on the phone since she has been dealing with these problems all day. Make supper for her often, and offer to clean up afterwards so that she may rest and feel appreciated.

* Do not bore your wife with stories of the troubles you faced at work today. Remember that you are lucky to have a job and that many other men would be happy to trade places with you. Remember that it is not masculine to complain or let worries trouble you. Your job is to provide, and whatever you must go through to achieve this is part of your lot in life. A good husband knows that he is lucky to have a wife at all, and that a woman wants a strong, silent man she can depend on.

* Never expect your wife to have contributed to the smooth operation of the household. She has had a busy day and cannot be expected to provide meals or clean clothes for you. Never insult her by asking her to do such things while you're out earning money. Be mindful always that your wife may think you are being sexist if you ask her to help make a home for your family as part of your partnership.

* Be prepared to account for your whereabouts every minute of the day, including an explanation as to why you were away from the phone when she tried to call or why you were unable to chat with her for twenty minutes when she did get through to you. You must always put her interests first, and be mindful of her natural suspicion about her husband's activities. A good husband knows that men can't be trusted, and that a wife has every reason to believe you will hurt and humiliate her.

* Do not grumble or gripe about handing over your paycheque to her - she is in control of your finances and knows better than you how to spend or invest your money. Never assume that the money you earn is yours to do with as you will - you have a family to think about now, and their needs must always come before your own.

* Listen avidly to your wife's complaints. She leads a hectic life and needs to feel listened to and appreciated. Never suggest ways in which she might solve whatever problem is vexing her. You need only listen; your suggestions are likely insensitive and unfeeling anyway. And do not counter with complaints of your own. She would love to have the chance to leave the house and work, she does not need to hear about how difficult your job is.

* Be prepared to give up your weeknights or weekends to whatever projects or socializing your wife has in mind. If she has determined that cleaning out the garage or painting the upstairs bathroom would be the best use of your time, never complain that you would like to relax or pursue personal interests instead. She has every right to expect that you will make repairs to the house or help her redecorate during your time off. Do not be so selfish as to ask for personal time. You are a family man now, you do not have the luxury of personal time.

* Always be prepared to take over in caring for the children when you get home from work. Your wife has been busy all day and deserves some quiet time. Allow her to watch television or chat with her friends on the phone, go shopping or simply relax. They are your children too, and it is unfair of you to expect to come home from a twelve hour day and simply put your feet up.

* Never grumble about having to support children you didn't want to have. If you were irresponsible enough to help her get pregnant, then it is your duty to pay for that child for the next eighteen years. If you decide to have sex, you must know that pregnancy may result and be fully prepared to take responsibility for it. This, of course, does not apply to her. She doesn't have to be responsible for her actions, and can abort a child she conceived any time she wants, whether this breaks your heart or not. Accept this stoically. She has the special privilege of being able to kill her unborn child, carry it to term and give it up for adoption, or have it and raise it all by herself if she wants, but you have the responsibility of simply living with whatever choice she makes and quite often paying for it, too. Remember, you have no right to be a parent and no right not to be a parent, you are just a man. A good husband knows his place.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTYFN

02-26-2006, 01:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Now, keep in mind that I truly do not oppose the original Good Housekeeping article. I like staying at home and think that it is very important to our society and family structure. If a man works and you stay home it is important to take good care of him, keep his spirit alive and make the fruits of his labor available to him as they were intended as reward for his hard work. Thus a successful man= more monetary fulfillment, happy home and environment for healthy happy children= better society etc. Plus, you get taken care of -manicures cars and puppies.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

If it is advantagous for both to work then get a maid or share chores and invest in proper childcare.

But I found rebuttle to the article this morning:http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

* Always make getting and keeping a full-time job with regular raises, benefits, bonuses and the potential for prestigious advancement your number one priority in life. Remember always that you have a wife and children who need your financial support, and that it is your responsibility to provide for them to the best of your ability.

* Always arrive home refreshed and happy - put your bad day or your confrontation with your boss, the traffic, the crowds or the physical exhaustion you might feel aside and try to arrive home as cheery and lighthearted as you possibly can. Your wife has been struggling with the children and the housework all day, she does not need to hear about how bad your day was.

* Be prepared to help with household chores when you get home - let your wife relax or talk on the phone since she has been dealing with these problems all day. Make supper for her often, and offer to clean up afterwards so that she may rest and feel appreciated.

* Do not bore your wife with stories of the troubles you faced at work today. Remember that you are lucky to have a job and that many other men would be happy to trade places with you. Remember that it is not masculine to complain or let worries trouble you. Your job is to provide, and whatever you must go through to achieve this is part of your lot in life. A good husband knows that he is lucky to have a wife at all, and that a woman wants a strong, silent man she can depend on.

* Never expect your wife to have contributed to the smooth operation of the household. She has had a busy day and cannot be expected to provide meals or clean clothes for you. Never insult her by asking her to do such things while you're out earning money. Be mindful always that your wife may think you are being sexist if you ask her to help make a home for your family as part of your partnership.

* Be prepared to account for your whereabouts every minute of the day, including an explanation as to why you were away from the phone when she tried to call or why you were unable to chat with her for twenty minutes when she did get through to you. You must always put her interests first, and be mindful of her natural suspicion about her husband's activities. A good husband knows that men can't be trusted, and that a wife has every reason to believe you will hurt and humiliate her.

* Do not grumble or gripe about handing over your paycheque to her - she is in control of your finances and knows better than you how to spend or invest your money. Never assume that the money you earn is yours to do with as you will - you have a family to think about now, and their needs must always come before your own.

* Listen avidly to your wife's complaints. She leads a hectic life and needs to feel listened to and appreciated. Never suggest ways in which she might solve whatever problem is vexing her. You need only listen; your suggestions are likely insensitive and unfeeling anyway. And do not counter with complaints of your own. She would love to have the chance to leave the house and work, she does not need to hear about how difficult your job is.

* Be prepared to give up your weeknights or weekends to whatever projects or socializing your wife has in mind. If she has determined that cleaning out the garage or painting the upstairs bathroom would be the best use of your time, never complain that you would like to relax or pursue personal interests instead. She has every right to expect that you will make repairs to the house or help her redecorate during your time off. Do not be so selfish as to ask for personal time. You are a family man now, you do not have the luxury of personal time.

* Always be prepared to take over in caring for the children when you get home from work. Your wife has been busy all day and deserves some quiet time. Allow her to watch television or chat with her friends on the phone, go shopping or simply relax. They are your children too, and it is unfair of you to expect to come home from a twelve hour day and simply put your feet up.

* Never grumble about having to support children you didn't want to have. If you were irresponsible enough to help her get pregnant, then it is your duty to pay for that child for the next eighteen years. If you decide to have sex, you must know that pregnancy may result and be fully prepared to take responsibility for it. This, of course, does not apply to her. She doesn't have to be responsible for her actions, and can abort a child she conceived any time she wants, whether this breaks your heart or not. Accept this stoically. She has the special privilege of being able to kill her unborn child, carry it to term and give it up for adoption, or have it and raise it all by herself if she wants, but you have the responsibility of simply living with whatever choice she makes and quite often paying for it, too. Remember, you have no right to be a parent and no right not to be a parent, you are just a man. A good husband knows his place. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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DRTYFN

02-26-2006, 01:14 PM

Now this hottie on the left is having her hot friend help her with the chores. They're taking a sucker break in this picture.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fourfourto

02-27-2006, 11:52 AM

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fourfourto

02-27-2006, 11:53 AM

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fourfourto

02-27-2006, 11:54 AM

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NoMoGMPG

02-28-2006, 08:26 PM

Question: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Answer: Nothing! She done been told twice already! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif