Contract of Wifely Expectations

[Klaus]

Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case

FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

[Klaus]

Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

Repulsive "Wifely Expectations" pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case

FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

[Klaus]

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[DDWH]

WOW! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Holy Twig and Berries thats REAL?! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[PARAGON]

I didn't take that approach. I used a scoring system and give more points for the more obvious things. Kinda like Membership Rewards, once she gets to certain point levels she gets to spend X amount of money. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Mr. I - Man]

I'm quite partial to the Demerit System http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Negative reinforcement is much more effective IMHO

[deicustoms1]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
5)Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of cum when told to </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn that guy is whipped!

[Sewie]

There's nothing in there about cooking and cleaning.

[Kellen]

I agree with most of that contract.

[Sewie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kellen:
I agree with most of that contract. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which side? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Kellen]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kellen:
I agree with most of that contract. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which side? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Agree.

[NewHummerGuy]

Gota keep that pimp hand strong http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
There's nothing in there about cooking and cleaning. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SEE! This is exactly what I am tawking about. Stupid Elcovan Menfolk. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
There's nothing in there about cooking and cleaning. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SEE! This is exactly what I am tawking about. Stupid Elcovan Menfolk. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's easy just give him some pie http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.perkinsrestaurants.com/images/menu/dessert/frenchsilkpieslice.jpg

[tanklizard]

Cherry Pie, yummmm.
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3940/v99photo019kp.jpg

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
I didn't take that approach. I used a scoring system and give more points for the more obvious things. Kinda like Membership Rewards, once she gets to certain point levels she gets to spend X amount of money. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That sounds fair..........NOT

[KenP]

Dumb guy still married her even though she didn't sign it? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Sewie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
There's nothing in there about cooking and cleaning. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


SEE! This is exactly what I am tawking about. Stupid Elcovan Menfolk. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's easy just give him some pie http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks Beebs, I almost left that out of my contract. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

"Must make me a pie at least once a week. Cannot make the same type of pie within a 6 week period. Cheesecake can be substituted for pie once per quarter."

[westhillsat]

Sounds like a fair contract http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[mudderducker]

it is true that MANY women get married and think a man's sex drive all of a sudden went away. you can't fault a guy for trying, he is just too stupid to draw up the right contract. BOTH parties need to gain. just ask her nicely, if that doesn't work, beg. or get a new one.