How Bout Them COWBOYS?

[JamesT]

God I hate the Cowboys..or as I like to call them...THE CRACK WAGON BOYS. My new favorite team is the Redskins. Next week it will be who ever beats the Cowchicks.

[JamesT]

God I hate the Cowboys..or as I like to call them...THE CRACK WAGON BOYS. My new favorite team is the Redskins. Next week it will be who ever beats the Cowchicks.

[h2co-pilot]

The Redskins suck, the game sucked, the whole thing sucks. If Cortez would have made that first darn field goal it would have been fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

The game was so boring and sad, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and woke up to this suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
The game was so boring and sad, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and woke up to this suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sorry about the game but that was funny to read. Thanks for the morning laugh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
The Redskins suck, the game sucked, the whole thing sucks. If Cortez would have made that first darn field goal it would have been fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

The game was so boring and sad, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and woke up to this suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/usuck.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>VERIFIED! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

James:
http://dallascowboyssuck.com/news.php

Larry Brown
2002: arrested and charged with writing bad checks at Las Vegas casinos

Antonio Bryant
2001: arrested and accused of using a plane ticket purchased with a stolen credit card
2001: arrested on disorderly conduct charge after a run-in with a campus policeman over a parking ticket

Leonardo Carson
2004: received 30 days in jail after pleading guilty to trespassing and unlawful imprisonment.

Quincy Carter
2004: cut from the Cowboys after allegedly testing positive for illegal substance (rumored to be cocaine)

Shante Carver
1996: suspended for violating league substance abuse by-laws

Cory Fleming
1995: suspended for violating league drug policy

Dwayne Goodrich
2003: sentenced to 7½ years in prison and fined $20,000 for a hit-and-run accident that killed two men in January

Darren Hambrick
1999: charged with fleeing a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer without violence. The arresting deputy reported a "a very strong odor of unburned marijuana" inside the pickup truck.

Bob Hayes
1979: served 10 months in prison for delivering narcotics to an undercover police officer

Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson
1979: cut from the Cowboys because of drug problems
1983: arrested after smoking crack cocaine with two teenage girls; police said he threatened the girls with a pistol, sexually assaulted one of them, and held them against their will; he served 28 months in jail

Clayton Holmes
1995: suspended for a year following a positive drug test, reportedly for cocaine

Antonio Hutson
2000: arrested on an outstanding warrant (for failure to appear in court) after being stopped for speeding; additionally, police found a pistol in his car- Hutson did not have a permit to carry the gun

Michael Irvin
1996: charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana, felony possession of cocaine
1997: accused by a 23-year-old Dallas woman of holding a gun to her head while teammate Erik Williams and a third (unidentified) man raped her
1998: reportedly sliced teammate Everett McIver's neck in a fight during training camp; McIver was said to have been paid off by Jerry Jones to not bring charges against Irvin
2000: charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana
2001: charged with felony possession of cocaine

Keyshawn Johnson
2004: ordered to stay away from ex-wife's boyfriend for allegedly threatening to kill him
Jerry Jones
1998: reportedly paid Everett McIver not to bring charges against Michael Irvin for an incident in which Irvin sliced McIver's neck with a pair of scissors
1999: jailed on a charge of fleeing the scene of a traffic stop

Leon Lett
1996: one-year suspension for a second violation of the NFL's drug policy.

Harvey Martin
1996: jailed on domestic violence and cocaine charges

Nate Newton
2001: arrested in Louisiana after police said they found 213 pounds of marijuana in a van he was driving

Solomon Page
2000: charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing police

Lance Rentzel
1970: arrested for exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl
1973: pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana

Derek Ross
2001: charged with speeding, furnishing false information and driving under a suspended license

Deion Sanders
1996: arrested for fishing in an off-limits Florida airport lake
2003: sued by auto body shop owner after he only paid $1,500 of a nearly $4,300 bill. He claimed that Jesus told him he only needed to pay $1,500

Rafael Septien
1987: convicted on an indecency charge with a minor

Alonzo Spellman
1998: arrested on outstanding weapons warrant
2002: arrested on charges of drunk driving, driving with a suspended license, and destroying property
2002: arrested for ransacking his brother's house; charged with making terrorist threats, criminal mischief and hindering apprehension
2002: pleaded guilty to interfering with a flight crew

Mark Stepnoski

President of Texas NORML (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws); admitted to using marijuana while playing for the Dallas Cowboys

Barry Switzer
1997: arrested for carrying a loaded revolver in his carry-on bag at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

Mark Tuinei
1999: died from drug overdose

Dimitrius Underwood
2000: arrested for reckless driving
2003: found mentally incompetent to stand trial on charges he robbed a man in a wheelchair; charged in November with one count of robbery and an assault count for allegedly punching an Irving police officer in an altercation

Erik Williams
1994: received two years' probation on a misdemeanor drunken driving offense
1995: accused of sexually assaulting a 17 year old girl at his North Dallas home
1997: accused of rape by a 23-year-old Dallas woman

Sherman Williams
2000: convicted of charges of conspiracy and attempting to possess marijuana in a multi-state operation
2001: pleaded guilty to charges of passing counterfeit currency

Peppi Zellner
2003: charged with possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute

Anti-Cowboy webring. (http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3025/acmem.htm)

[Klaus]

Damn! What did they do... Draft all of the Florida State Criminoles? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FSU Rap Sheets (http://www.cracksmoker.com/NCAAF/NCAAF%20Florida%20St.htm)

[JamesT]

Typical Cowboys fan line "If Cortez would have made that first darn field goal it would have been fine."

How about this one...If Cortez didnt buy any crack from Michael Irvin the night before he wouldnt have been doing that crack ho scank the night before and he would have been better rested and without a crack hangover and maybe, just maybe he would have made that field goal. Thats more like it!


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
The Redskins suck, the game sucked, the whole thing sucks. If Cortez would have made that first darn field goal it would have been fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

The game was so boring and sad, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and woke up to this suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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[h2co-pilot]

I hate all of you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[JamesT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats a classic line though I gotta tell ya! Gives me a funny visual.

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Funny Visual = PERV!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[JamesT]

And your point is...???<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Funny Visual = PERV!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I hate all of you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF, I was nice http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Sorry about the game but that was funny to read. Thanks for the morning laugh http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
The Redskins suck, the game sucked, the whole thing sucks. If Cortez would have made that first darn field goal it would have been fine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

The game was so boring and sad, I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter and woke up to this suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

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Wow... you must be bleeding.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Good call Sand Crack.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Tee hee, sorry guys, my pad.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Good call Sand Crack.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Tee hee, sorry guys, my pad.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!!

[KenP]

Yep, another day in my world. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
suckity suck suck farting bowl full of suck! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[4churchill]

That **** with the Cowboy fans whinig about missing the ring of honor ceremony because of the Katrinathon, and getting mad because the Saints are being called "America's Team" because they have no home, was ridiculous. I hate the Cowboys!!!!...Go Giants http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Agriv8r]

:iagree: except go falcons!!

[CO Hummer]

I love this crime:

Deion Sanders
1996: arrested for fishing in an off-limits Florida airport lake


Hahahaha! Ya think we've run out of things to do when we start arresting people for fishing? :D

[h2co-pilot]

yeah......


How bout them COWBOYS? !!!!!!:jump:

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[CO Hummer]

I'm still thinking about bringing my boat out to Denver International Airport. I hear the Bass are really biting out there right now.

[Agriv8r]

who are the cowboys???

[KenP]

who are the cowboys???

http://z.about.com/d/gaylife/1/0/0/2/Perrier-Cowboys.jpg

[Agriv8r]

OH! I see. Isnt the guy on the left our old service receptionist that used to give you the HUMMER service you were bragging about in that other thread????:shhh:

[h2co-pilot]

btt:jump:

[Agriv8r]

:confused:

[ratesguy]

Fark all you haters! GO COWBOYS!:excited: And if your name is haynesworth--You SUCK!:dancingbanana:

[SteveRH]

Bunch of tossers!
Everybody hates a winner!

GO COWBOYS!!!

[h2co-pilot]

:dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[GLBLWARMR]

I have always hated the Cowboys. Now they have some players that I have been following for years. QB, WR, RB, and some defensive players. So I have convinced myself that I am rooting for those plyers and by doing that I am not rooting for the Cowboys.