Pop quiz: which way do you turn?

[ree]

WTF? This is an intersection near where I live.

[ree]

WTF? This is an intersection near where I live.

[Frank2005]

Looks like the only way to go is straight through the snow bank and on to the frozen lake! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tanklizard]

Go straight, use your Hummer the way it was meant to be used. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ree:
WTF? This is an intersection near where I live. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Nice!

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Frank2005:
Looks like the only way to go is straight through the snow bank and on to the frozen lake! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's for sure. But the lake ice isn't thick enough right now.

[alldunn]

Just ignore the signs and go which ever way you please... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[JamesT]

UP!

[deicustoms1]

down!

[DRTYFN]

Just sit in one place and wait for a Democrat to tell you that it's the Republicans fault and then hit you up for campaign money.

[bparker]

Thats messed up!

[CO Hummer]

Pretend you're a woman and ignore all road signs.

[fourfourto]

You can probobly go straight into that driveway or do a 3 point turn,a u turn .Is there a dead end sign or a no outlet sign up the road?

Reminds me of a story.

I was driving down a main road with the drivers ed kids and I said make a left at the light .As where waiting for a green we notice the only left is into someones driveway http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif(never seen that before)
So the student driver asks were do I go,It was to dangerous to do a u turn or go straight so we went in driveway pulled all the way in(long 100ft narrow driveway) and were turning around were it was wide(slowly of course)and a real old nasty guy 80+ comes out fummin mad http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif saying get the fock out of here,I said were trying to "relax" He keeps yelling !the student was scared shltless http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif saying am I in trouble.The rest of The students(4 total) were suprised the old guy flipped out. I said alot of people behave that way if you use there driveways or meet them on the road on a bad day.Lesson learned http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

quick! use the car to defend yourself and run the old guy over!

That's what my drivers ed teacher would've said! He was senial, and would always fall asleep while driving with us...couldn't get his license to continue after my class. good person

[hmrlvr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Pretend you're a woman and ignore all road signs. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ree]

drty's closest,
Sit in one place until a local liberal gets sick of me. Then urge it to partake in some quick judicial activism to skirt the legislative and executive branches by declaring that allowing full time one way roads encroaches on it's rights not to have an H2 parked in front of it's house. Then wait for the injunction period against one ways to kick in.

[ree]

At least there wasn't a no U-turn sign. Otherwise, I might have had to do this from the laptop in the H2 over wireless.

[PARAGON]

Go to the stop sign and point your vehicle left in the intersection and the proceed to back down the street to the right. Or do the complete opposite if you need to go the other way.

[KenP]

Clearly marked Public Access sign that must be for the LAKE, NOT for the neighborhood. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Turn around and leave. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Kid Shyleen]

I'd go whichever way I wished...That's why I bought a Hummer! Just GO Any Where! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[GeorgeSSSS]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Just sit in one place and wait for a Democrat to tell you that it's the Republicans fault and then hit you up for campaign money. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You wouldn't have to wait very long. In fact, you might still be moving when it happens.

[CampMaster]

Look's like they want you to do dounuts!

[2005 M3 to 2006 H2 SUT]

easy, go either a few feet to the left or the right, being extra careful not to nose over the proper intersection lines onto the perpendicular street you are facing. then reverse down the opposite direction from which you choose initially.

you are now neither turning right nir left, and are traveling with the vehicle's orientation as appropriate to which ever direction you've choosen.

continue to back up, while driving on the right side of the street until you:
a) hit something
b) run out of gas (should be at least a few blocks if you've recently filled up)
c) get bored of the way you are driving and turn all the way around to point the direciton you were just driving though now you pu it into reverse to travel the opposite direction.

i do it all the time.

[ROX]

I'm sure there's a police officer waiting for you to do something wrong. All options are wrong and you get a ticket anyway cuz they set you up.