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LoLo
12-25-2005, 06:14 PM
For My Liberal Democrat Friends: (although few and VERY far between...)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">And, now MORE importantly...</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!!!</span>

LoLo
12-25-2005, 06:14 PM
For My Liberal Democrat Friends: (although few and VERY far between...)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">And, now MORE importantly...</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!!!</span>

Efrain
12-25-2005, 06:26 PM
Witty wishes! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
And a Merry Christmas to you too. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ChuckE
12-25-2005, 08:53 PM
In short, Happy Festivus!

dochummer
12-26-2005, 12:34 AM
FOR THE REST OF US! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Marcmedic
12-26-2005, 01:05 AM
First we'll start with the airing of grievances...SOME OF YOU HAVE REALLY PISSED ME OFF THIS YEAR!!!

Quite possibly the best Seinfeld episode of all time.

h2co-pilot
12-26-2005, 09:42 AM
That reminds me. I have made a charitable donation in each of your names for the holidays.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-2/festivus%2006%20human%20fund.jpg

DRTYFN
12-26-2005, 04:41 PM
Political correctness can blow me. Here's a better "Holiday" message.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP
12-26-2005, 10:16 PM
Lolo, very good!

DRTY, even better!