Attn: Walc

[h2co-pilot]

Lurk much? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Lurk much? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Lurk much? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's what vampire lawyers do.

[DarthKarl]

Walc = Mr. Andersen from Beavis & Butthead

[walc]

DarthKarl, a man who doesn't know the meaning of fear nor many other words.

[DarthKarl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
DarthKarl, a man who doesn't know the meaning of fear nor many other words. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do know the meaning of the words "<span class="ev_code_PINK">Douche Bag</span>"...and you fit nicely within that definition.

[walc]

DK and Alec,
Loved you in Deliverence.
How do you guys find time to practice the banjo and think of these bons mots?

[walc]

Alec, as your relatives say:

"I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!"

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

" Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar. "

[KenP]

None of that was funny. Quite stupid really. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
None of that was funny. Quite stupid really. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Says a guy who thinks porno pics and fart jokes are the height of humor.

[DarthKarl]

Congratulations Walc, you win

[fourfourto]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[CO Hummer]

" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif "

[CO Hummer]

.

[NewHummerGuy]

"Says a guy who thinks porno pics and fart jokes are the height of humor"

and......what exactly is wrong with that???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I love porno pics and fart jokes. Helps make the day go by. If YOU do not like these then perhaps YOU should find a new site to troll.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
None of that was funny. Quite stupid really. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Says a guy who thinks porno pics and fart jokes are the height of humor. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[ShaggyX]

So what is the deal with this walc clown anyway? I am too lazy to read long threads...can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version?

[NewHummerGuy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha he said "bewbies" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

whoops, sorry walc.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So what is the deal with this walc clown anyway? I am too lazy to read long threads...can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
walc = sensitive lawyer who thinks by complaining he will stop folks from posting bewbies and fart jokes


walc, what’s the point of continuing this crap. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[KenP]

Porno in wittle walc's eyes.

Dolls in wet suits and bikinis. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/1c/e3/American_Girl_-_Kailey_s_Wet_Suit_Bikini-resized200.jpg

[KenP]

This is much better.

http://jenhilton.netfirms.com/gallery/2005-08-22-wetbikini/jh-wetbikini158.jpg

[HIHUMMER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So what is the deal with this walc clown anyway? I am too lazy to read long threads...can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here's my attempt Shaggy.

The Story of Walc
It all began in October and about <STRIKE>318</STRIKE> 319 posts ago. Walc said "Is anyone besides me offended by semi-obscene photos and avatars in this forum?" Well...you can imagine how that went over. But you have to be careful b/c Walc is very smooth and knows a lot of great comebacks. He's a lawyer.
So, Walc said he was gonna run away and never come back...but instead, he couldn't stay away. Now...he lurks...in the shadows. Just waiting for opportune time to rear his ugly head with another witty comment.
It snowballed into what is now known as WALC BASHING. Feel free to join in the fun. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Someone let me know if I missed any part of the plot.

[walc]

Alec,
I agree with your summary and your opinion that this thread, and related threads, are "crap". However, I admit that I have found our bantering amusing. On the other hand, it is wasting bandwith, so I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics; regardless of provocation.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Alec,
I agree with your summary and your opinion that this thread, and related threads, are "crap". However, I admit that I have found our bantering amusing. On the other hand, it is wasting bandwith, so I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics; regardless of provocation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So, you won't be posting anymore?

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Alec,
I agree with your summary and your opinion that this thread, and related threads, are "crap". However, I admit that I have found our bantering amusing. On the other hand, it is wasting bandwith, so I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics; regardless of provocation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Now what is the point of that? All work and no play makes walc a dull boy.

BTW...HIHUMMER...you should have been around for my hazing. That was some good times. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So what is the deal with this walc clown anyway? I am too lazy to read long threads...can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Shag,
To summarize:

[MUH_HUM]

LOL

[NewHummerGuy]

Thank you Ken....nice nippleage and camel shot http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
This is much better.

http://jenhilton.netfirms.com/gallery/2005-08-22-wetbikini/jh-wetbikini158.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[ShaggyX]

So much for this thread being safe for work. Thanks Ken. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DarthKarl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc: so I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

promise?

How can you tell when walc (a scum-ball lawyer) is lying? When he posts.

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
Hey Shag,
To summarize: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMFG!

[walc]

Seriously and meaningfully, Alec, lost what? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Hope to meet you at Tellico in March. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[walc]

Alec,
I'm serious
Hope to meet you, at Tellico, as does my wife.
You are a fun guy.

[walc]

Too bad. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Looking forward to meeting Ken P and the others. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I'm going to serve him an I-Hop "hot lunch" on his hood.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I'm going to serve him an I-Hop "hot lunch" on his hood.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looking forward to meeting you, in person. We'll be driving through VA Beach to Murphy, NC. When are you and Ken leaving? Maybe we can caravan.

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I'm going to serve him an I-Hop "hot lunch" on his hood.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My wife, Dara, and I ate at IHOP tonight. Monday is "Seniors Night", so my entree was free. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Maybe we can caravan. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CP, this is a great idea! Should you get in an accident you have a witness/lawyer all in one package. Sue 'em for the big bucks... Heck, you can even take their credit card right on the spot. Walc probably prints out receipts like those guys at the Hertz rental return lot.

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Maybe we can caravan. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CP, this is a great idea! Should you get in an accident you have a witness/lawyer all in one package. Sue 'em for the big bucks... Heck, you can even take their credit card right on the spot. Walc probably prints out receipts like those guys at the Hertz rental return lot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Love the concept; but, I'm only licensed to practice in MD. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Of course, I can retain local counsel, to work with me, in the jurisdiction, where the accident occurs or the locus delicti, as they call it.

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Maybe we can caravan. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CP, this is a great idea! Should you get in an accident you have a witness/lawyer all in one package. Sue 'em for the big bucks... Heck, you can even take their credit card right on the spot. Walc probably prints out receipts like those guys at the Hertz rental return lot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Love the concept; but, I'm only licensed to practice in MD. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Of course, I can retain local counsel, to work with me, in the jurisdiction, where the accident occurs or the locus delicti, as they call it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Great"

[DarthKarl]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics; regardless of provocation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like you kept your word for slightly more than six hours. A personal best for you. Congrats!

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DarthKarl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
I will henceforth post only about meaningful and serious Hummer topics; regardless of provocation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looks like you kept your word for slightly more than six hours. A personal best for you. Congrats! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for noticing that I have neither argued nor "flamed" anyone, since my self-imposed edict.
Positive affirmations are an important part of behavior modification.

[Efrain]

Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That he's a turdling.

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That he's a turdling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's University of MD Terrapins, not Turdlings.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That he's a turdling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's University of MD Terrapins, not Turdlings. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Still a turdling.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That he's a turdling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, you can't polish a turdling.

[walc]

Oh, you guys.
We're wild and crazy aren't we.

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Oh, you guys.
We're wild and crazy aren't we. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just ONE original thought, Please Steve?

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
Oh, you guys.
We're wild and crazy aren't we. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just ONE original thought, Please Steve? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why fight the tide?
Relax and have some fun.

[walc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Walc is right. So far, he has dissed anyone (yet). He may be trying to redeem himself. What's the consensus? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That he's a turdling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, you can't polish a turdling. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've had good results with Turtle Wax.

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:
I've had good results with Turtle Wax. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No wonder you wear glasses.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by walc:

I've had good results with brothels and Depends. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

walc's weird video (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3169)