Advice on mail ordered brides

[The Juice]

Anyone with experience in this matter?

I find the choices here an America are slime to none and maybe start dipping out of country. I'm not a picky guy. Russians, Canadians, Nigerians are fine with me. Thanks.................squeeze...................

[NEOCON1]

check with shaggy :D

[H2 BULLY]

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Besides, with your skills you can probably hack your way into a good mail order website:D

[HummBob]

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X2:mad:

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

Make sure the shipping weight is less than 118lbs?? ;)

[DennisAJC]

Make sure the shipping weight is less than 118lbs?? ;)

LMAO!!!!:D

[DennisAJC]

check with shaggy :D

X2:D

[Aubs]

You know, I speak from experience when I say, you really don't want a bride. They use up all your money, and then you still have to put up with them. At least when you hire a woman (which in your case shouldn't be a problem, with your NFL pension and all), she takes the money and lets you alone afterwards. You don't have to listen to the whining. And, besides, then you have more money to spend on Hummers and other fun toys. :D

[GeorgeSSSS]

Talk about asking for trouble. You wouldn't buy a car without having ever driven it. (Fill in the rest yourself.)

[dеiтайожни]

I still have the Russian bride I brought into the country for Shaggy sitting around, $150k and she is yours including all documenation. You can also pick 1 from my personal collection, that will run you around $250k, cash only. Otherwise, I can arrange a tour in Russia for you, which is priced based on the number of women visited /days. PM me for details.

[Aubs]

I still have the Russian bride I brought into the country for Shaggy sitting around, $150k and she is yours including all documenation. You can also pick 1 from my personal collection, that will run you around $250k, cash only. Otherwise, I can arrange a tour in Russia for you, which is priced based on the number of women visited /days. PM me for details.

Gah!! Once again, I say buy an H1 or 2 for that matter. Or a whole fleet of Hummers. Forget the babes. They'll come flocking once you get the vehicle.

[dеiтайожни]

Gah!! Once again, I say buy an H1 or 2 for that matter. Or a whole fleet of Hummers. Forget the babes. They'll come flocking once you get the vehicle.

Non-mail ordered women who are attracted to you because you own a Hummer are gold digging whores. How long have relationships lasted for you with a girl you picked up while out driving around? Usually 12 hours right, then when you refuse to buy them $300 dior sunglasses they leave! You don't have this problem with Russian mail ordered brides.

[Aubs]

Non-mail ordered women who are attracted to you because you own a Hummer are gold digging whores. How long have relationships lasted for you with a girl you picked up while out driving around? Usually 12 hours right, then when you refuse to buy them $300 dior sunglasses they leave! You don't have this problem with Russian mail ordered brides.

The whole idea is that they leave after the work is done... :D

A Hummer will last longer than a girl. And will probably bring more happiness.:rolleyes:

[dеiтайожни]

The whole idea is that they leave after the work is done... :D

A Hummer will last longer than a girl. And will probably bring more happiness.:rolleyes:

Right. But it will get you no where. Having a wife has numerous benefits, mainly a decrease in insurance rates. Depending on your lifestyle, your m-o b will pay for herself many times over, plus you can still have your Hummer pickup women fun with no fuss, just don't teach your wife the english word cheating, if she already knows it tell her it means something else. Think about it Aubs and PM me.

[usetosellhummer]

Once the mail order bride figures out she is a us citizan deos it not become a problem. She could hire a lawer and get half and move on? Or is the threat of deportation and the pimp hand what keeps her in line? Just curious